/biz/ - Business & Finance

I had to win this jackpot.

As the jackpot reached over $200 Million, I spent more of my saved money on lottery tickets, but I still didn’t win. I knew that the more I spent on tickets, the higher chance I had of winning. I was so desperate to live a satisfying life that I spent $400 dollars on tickets when the jackpot hit $290 Million. When I failed to win that, I spent $500 dollars on tickets when it reached $363 million, and I still didn’t win it on that one... And then the jackpot reached a number that I never imagined it would... $656 Million. I was astounded and filled with a feverish enthusiasm of hope and desire. This was the highest lottery jackpot in history. I knew I was always destined for great things. This must be it! I was destined to be the winner of the highest lottery jackpot in existence. I knew right then and there that this jackpot was meant for me. Who else deserved such a victory? I had been through so much rejection, suffering, and injustice in my life, and this was to be my salvation. With my whole body filled with feverish hope, I spent $700 dollars on lottery tickets for this drawing. As I spent this money, I imagined all the amazing sex I would have with a beautiful model girlfriend I would have once I become a man of wealth.

Any particularly high volume, high volatility tokens right now besides LUNA? I want to feel something.

>>15982505
he was not an incel for nothing you know, he was actually attractive..

You can leave /biz/, no buying opportunity before november - december 2019. Chainlink will never pump again, just like ETH desu senpai. Bye )))

>>10565075
>tfw good looking but socially retarded

Couldn't help telling my ex about my gains now she wants me to marry her and to adopt her son
Just fuck my shit up desu beat me up into my senses

>>10148885
i was born rich.

>>8648753
r9k here, money didnt help /ourguy/

red pill me about MEGTOW

>>4639374
Reminder that even with money your dream girl will still be fucking Chad and won't even remember you 10 minutes after your last meeting

>>3993508

OP doxx pic related

but srsly if you think wearing designer clothes look good you're either
1. a pajeet
2. jersey shore guido trash
3. autistic

which one is it op

Is it too late to get on the coding/programming train?

What crypto would this Elliot invest in?

nopussycoin?

Anything more based than when women think they can beat you in something?

>be a misogynist
>stock simulation in economics class in uni
>class of 200, in Top 10 highest earnings is all guys except one girl at #1
>whole year all I hear is "yeah!! you go girl!!" and the girl bragging how shes smarter than guys (despite she has 200 trades and the thing is her life)
>decide to go ham and in 2 trades make 250k and come out of nowhere and take #1 spot
>finish semester at #1 with women in #2 as always

Feels good

2nd pulse underway

MGT...

Holy shit that pattern. Triangle.