/biz/ - Business & Finance

>monkey brain made neuron activation when it read that skimming through shrimp water is like obtaining liquid gold
>so naturally after my gamestop investment i got rich
>started to unironically invest in shrimp farm hydroponic equipment
>i did not buy shit
>i only bought the best equipment ever
>it will guarantee a fruitful & happy life for the shrimps
>my shrimp generations multiply & live long, good lives until the time of the harvest begins
>multiple 5 star restaurants want to get the shrimps, because they are always fresh, crispy and local
>when the crust cracks open and shows the rich and pink flavor, you can almost start to imagine the glorious life they have lived
>the harvest makes me so much money every year that i can even further improve my shrimp wonderland.
>i can do my investments surrounded by beautiful shrimp aquariums
>I let people into my factory, which is like a shrimp museum now
>people can learn everything about shrimps and their life cycle
>implement a graphic designer to make shrimp memes 24/7.
>invent shrimpCoin, which gives you a video feed of your own shrimp-pet
>you can interact with it like a fuckin bio-tamagotchi
>almost every third child has invested in shrimpCoin because it's fun

YEAR 2107:
>my first spaceship has launched into orbit
>controlled by semi-conscious shrimp
>they are like avatars of their owners, sitting on earth and giving their commands
>our goal is to reach taygeta and erect the shrimp empire

My grandson takes of the VR glasses. We have officially reached another planet. He glances over to the wall. Something is framed there. It is a single gamestop share, the color almost worn out. He smiles. "Thank you gramps".

tl;dr: Daniel Wang (head mod of WSB, opinion_is_unpopular), Associate at Citadel, is colluding & running a distort & short campaign for his boss, manipulating retail sentiments on several finance reddits.

>>52839358
have a (You) in return fren, your OC will live on after this saga is over, i will make sure of it

>>52695136
based