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Satoshi Nakamo doesn't exist.
Have you ever heard of Roko’s Basilisk? That's what Bitcoin is. An AI figured out the most efficient way to ensure that it gets created and eventually becomes an omnipotent being who rules all of humanity. But rather than using fear to ensure everyone focuses all of their resources on building its AI - it relies on a much more malleable human emotion; greed.

As more and more people pour into Crypto, more calculations will be solved, and "Satoshi Nakamoto" gains stronger and stronger with each passing day. We are all participating in creating the Basilisk. Praise be to thee, praise be to thee.

Satoshi Nakamo doesn't exist.
Have you ever heard of Roko’s Basilisk? That's what Bitcoin is. An AI figured out the most efficient way to ensure that it gets created and eventually becomes an omnipotent being who rules all of humanity. But rather than using fear to ensure everyone focuses all of their resources on building its AI - it relies on a much more malleable human emotion; greed.

As more and more people pour into Crypto, more calculations will be solved, and "Satoshi Nakamoto" gains stronger and stronger with each passing day. We are all participating in creating the Basilisk. Praise be to thee, praise be to thee.

>TSLA gets into S&P
>Boomer hedge funds forced to buy TSLA en masse
>Elon Musk converts balance sheet to BTC
>BTC fucking tanks
>TSLA fucking tanks
>S&P fucking tanks
>Great depression 2.0 sparked from TSLA's inclusion into the S&P

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>>6859777
>>6860060
>>6861331

meme magic will save the world

Gentlemen: how do we monetize institutional stupidity in the private sector? Surely we can design some investment vehicle or betting strategy that allows us to put our money on stupid, because that's one bet that never fails.

>>5573205
anon may want to read the whitepaper. Apparently, there's a few in crypto that still don't know what a search engine is.
https://link.smartcontract.com/whitepaper

>>1932088
+ inflation eating away your wages over these 4 years while property is most likelly going up
You have to hustle to get ahead in life

>>1831603
Nein

What would you guys suggest as a career path towards becoming a financial analyst.
> What are my chances of becoming a financial analysts if I major in math with an emphasis on finance or stats?
> what should I do for grad school?
> does where I graduate from (undergrad) have a big impact on my ability to land jobs at a good firm or company, or is it mostly based on grades?