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>>18142519
every single dollar into oil. I don't give a shit if oil craters or moons. I'm playing with trumps money so whatever happens, happens

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>>18094502
Only SUTER holders will survive

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What happens if Trump actually decides to open everything by Easter and Democrat governors keep their states on lockdown while Republican governors order everyone back?

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>>18005960
>hmm im about to die. better cancel my cellphone plan!

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>>17999294
based

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>>17993445
Pray to her.

>>17993459
Truly, the boomer remover.

...

I must love and protect Grandma.

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>>17973389
can corona infect the water? if so lol

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>>17968407
based, burn it all

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>>17933450
>Can’t wait to own property and evict
I have no sympathy for you and I take great joy in knowing that situation will never happen faggot. You're about to crash head first with the boomers into financial ruin while me and the rest of the furry porn addict anons will be the one riding the recovery wave back up to financial freedom. Get fucking fucked nigger and remember to stay absolutely ass blasted

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The entire world ground to a halt, plunging us into a new Depression, because some chink fuck got the rumbles in his tumbles for a fucking bat.

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Sup bros I figured out a sure-fire way to make unlimited money

>1. once this Covid fiasco ends wait a few years for the market to go back up then go to China and started eating bats
>2. get Covid again from the bats and start COOFING FUCKING EVERYWHERE, im talking railings, door knobs, handles, on people, etc.
>3. Come back home and take out as much loans as I can to short the markets and then wait patiently as the Chinese spread this shit all over the world again
>4. Markets crash and I become rich as fuck. I don't die from the Covid as I'm young and healthy
>5. repeat until Warren Buffets personally calls me and tells me that I won

holy fuck bros i cant believe im going to make it. literally name one thing wrong with my plan. you can't. ill never get blamed for spreading the disease because no one would believe a white guy spread it since everyone is racist

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Is "Cramer becomes a Strasserist, advocates war with the Saudis and nationalizing Boeing" bearish or bullish?

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The time to buy will be months from now, after the deaths per day have peaked and subsided. Be patient and wait for the reaper to take his toll.

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SHOW
ME
-4%
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>17894489
1. Neither 2008 nor 2003 were caused by an uncontrollable externality
2. That chart is intentionally misleading, counting the last FULL YEAR of the bull market as the "first 52 weeks" of the bear market

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Trump said the best case was this lasts until July. Best case. At LEAST JULY.

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>>17845863
>>17845868
based suicide bros

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>>17827926
>fed finally fires its load
FUCKING finally Jerome. Now if you're all done enough with the games. To the bottom please, I have many cheapies I want to buy

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>>17782412
HE'S GOT THE COOF! QUARATINE HIM!

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>>17781629
he's late cause he's coofing and they're trying to get him under control before sending him out

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Herro

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OH SHIT TRUMP HAS CORONA CONFIRMS SELL EVERYTHING

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>tfw the only puts I own right now are on AMD and its one of the few stocks which didnt dump today. why must i suffer?

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The wuflu better not cancel any of my crypto cons because I need a moon frens

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