/biz/ - Business & Finance

>bought 50 bux of doge as a meme in 2019 so i can say im an epic crypto haver
>forget about it entirely
>it balloons bigtime, withdraw 7k
>decide that this is clearly the result of farsighted genius on my end
>decide to reinvest the money and sink a third of it into other dog themed shitcoins expecting instant success
>everything tanks 95%
>ok whatever time to get more serious
>put it into btc eth and rbc
>whole market sinks
>rbc gets a few days in the sun nearing one dollar then craters down to 1 cent
>learned to be less retarded, dca in and use at least 80% on serious projects
>still kinda wanna ape in on CUMROCKET because it's funny

>>54638665
We should be thanking him, his bad luck was the last boulder keeping linkies stinky. Now his loss can be everyone else's gain.