/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello I'm from the Celsius telegram. They told me that the umm well that umm /biz/ would have what I need?

>>16261040
How can Kurt Russell be so based

>>16057254
Ho lee fuk Willy Honker

Listen it's poor old Jack on the ol' Pork Chop Express I'm just crossing into San Fran shilling LINK to whomever the hell is listening out there
When an eight foot tall MANIAC has your favourite head against the bar room wall and he asks you if you paid your dues
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES JACK???
Well you just look that MANIAC in the eye and tell him you bought the Serger Special

Listen it's poor old Jack on the ol' Pork Chop Express I'm just crossing into San Fran shilling LINK to whomever the hell is listening out there
When an eight foot tall MANIAC has your favourite head against the bar room wall and he asks you if you paid your dues
HAVE YOU PAID YOUR DUES JACK???
Well you just look that MANIAC in the eye and tell him you bought the Serger Special

Jack Burton's got a prediction that it's pouring cats and and dogs out there

Listen it's poor old Jack on the ol' Pork Chop Express I'm just crossing into San Fran talking to whomever the hell is listening out there.
Hot tip fellows...
When an eight foot tall maniac has your favourite head against the bar room wall and he asks you if you paid your dues...
Well you just look that maniac in the eye and tell him you bought a serger special