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>>53741940
Here's what you do:
>Get a friend to piss in a small container for you (think of a small pill bottle from a pharmacy, nothing larger).
>Wear some boxer briefs or tighty whities (no loose underwear).
>Put the container of piss in between your nuts and asshole - it's the warmest part of your body.
>Keep it there for a solid hour before the test. They want your piss nice and warm.
>Go to bathroom and lock door (unless you're a full fledged ex-con, nobody will watch you piss).
>Do the deed.
>Get job.
t. Did all of above and got paid internship