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LISTEN UP JACK, YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES? YOU WANNA BE A REAL HULKAMANIAC BROTHER?
WELL LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN DUDE, YWNBARH (you will never be a real Hulkamaniac) UNLESS YOU FOLLOW THE HULKSTERS 10 HOLY DEMANDMENTS:
>1. YOU GOTTA SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND BELIEVE IN GOD BROTHER
>2. YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR VITAMINS AND NOT EAT GOYSLOP DUDE
>3. YOU GOTTA TRAIN IN THE GYM
>4. YOU GOTTA BELIEVE IN YOURSELF JACK
>5. YOU GOTTA BE UNCIRCUMSIZED AND HAVE KEPT YOUR FORESKIN FROM THE JEWS DUDE
>6. YOU GOTTA REJECT THE VAXX AND BOOSTERS, ONLY PUREBLOODS CAN BE HULKAMANIACS DUDE
>7. YOU CANT BE A NIGGER EITHER BROTHER
>8. YOU GOTTA BE STRAIGHT BECAUSE I HATE FAGS DUDE - NO TRANNIES OR QUEERS ALLOWED
>9. YOU GOTTA TRAIN YOUR MIND, BODY SPIRIT AND SOUL TO NOT BE A COOMER JACK
>10. YOU GOTTA SAY THE WORD BROTHER!
IF YOU LACK ANY OF THE HULKSTERS DEMANDMENTS, YWNBARH AND YNGMI BROTHER

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