/biz/ - Business & Finance

>yfw all of these r/politics cultists from plebbit are now getting smacked in the face with reality

Btw did you know that Biden gave Petr Strozks wife a major role in the SEC right before the GME freeze? Hahahahahahahahahabah Dem voters are about to be hung from lamps

next thread will be a very based angel number

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How embarassing.

People should purchase their “Kettlecoins” quickly, because no more will be issued after the first 1,000,000 coins are created. (She is a fast little worker.) We expect the value of these coins to appreciate somewhere between 260 percent and 8,000 percent in the first year, as this has been the historical appreciation for other similar crypto coins.

I am so happy that the Legislature has assured the public of the legitimacy of these kinds of coins, and has allowed New Hampshire to participate in this great investment opportunity. Our “intelligent investors” can load up on “Kettlecoins” and then resell them to “greedy fools” for huge profits.

As a one-week promotion of my new “Kettlecoins,” I am offering a special bonus. For each new coin that you purchase, I will provide, absolutely free of charge, an antique tulip bulb, which someday might be worth as much or even more than your new “Kettlecoin.”

(Glenn K. Currie lives in Concord.)

4 MORE YEARS CONFIRMED