/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Coronavirus timeline:
>- January 19: 100 cases
>- January 24: 1,000 cases
>- February 12: 50,000 cases
>- March 6: 100,000 cases
>- March 18: 200,000 cases
>- March 26: 500,000 cases
>- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
>- April 8: 1,500,000 cases
LONG CORONA-CHAN

>+414 death in Italy
>+182 in Spain
>Not slowing down at all, quite the contrary even
>People are still buying this market when bodies will soon fill the streets in the US

>>17870818
Every version of Corona-chan is lewd

Thanks this sexy bitch /biz/!

Wonderful, simply wonderful

WELLLLL Looks like it's gonna be another limit down morning, unless President Blumpfkin has something planned.

Should I sign up for futures trading? I could just add it on to my Schwab account (with their absolutely FUCKED interface)

Anyone know how futures opening works? If everyone is set to sell the futures when it opens, can I even get in?

>>17812053
This looks like a meme to me. You're new?

>>17811973
You don't seem to be the canadakun i'm used to talking to... what's the name of your local Mountee?

>>17811960
You're less concentrated, BUT if the virus spreads easier in the cold, that would make it worse for you... How available is testing? Are people just going about their business as usual, no hoarding, no school closures, no one talking about working from home?

Do canadians think it's Just a Flu™?
Are they praying in solidarity with the Trudeaus?

>>17812237
Rolling for tinkerbelle

>>17735568
it closed @ 19,827.25 on his inauguration day so at this rate by Monday we should be below it

>>17688637
they really need to stop propping up this stinking weekend at bernie's corpse and just let it fucking fall already.

>Purchase put
>within 20 minutes it clears the marker
G-guys, what the fuck