/biz/ - Business & Finance

>"Hello please connect me to Mr. Biden as soon as possible"
>"Yes I would like to share my opinions on this new holiday"
>"No you may not put me on hold"
>"Yes this is very important as the holiday is affecting my stock market"
>"No I said I will not hold thank you"

>"Good morning Lisa please connect me to David Soxl"
>"Yes this is in regards to his increasingly erratic lifestyle"
>"No you may not put me on hold"
>"Well yes I am a very large shareholder"
>"No as I said I will not hold thank you"

>Hello please connect me to David Soxl right away
>Yes I would like to inquire about the status of my refund
>No you may not put me on hold thank you

>Hello please put me through to Mr. Jerome Powell
>Yes I would like to discuss how some of his recent comments have affected my portfolio
>No you may not put me on hold thank you