/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>have hundreds of Uniswap shitcoin trades
>forced to do taxes on all of them
>mfw no more oversight

>house $1.5 million
>car $100k
>$1 million in Crypto
>$400k in DeFi
>$1 million in the stock market
>$500k Cash

>be me, own 5k LINK
>friend of mine bought at ICO and owns 500k LINK
Should I just neck myself already? I will never be as rich as he is. I am a pleb, a loser, a failure, a poorfag. The pain does not stop. I will never /make it/
I will never be as rich as he is.
Why should I even live? I am so fucking retarded. I will be a wageslave for eternity. Seriously, I didn't ask for any of this, for this shitty life.

>mfw

What the fuck was I thinking
LINK collapses through every bull market
Now what? Neck myself?
I thought this would be my ticket out of the wagecage

>>25057002
that retard anon is why you'll die poor. btc and eth won't give you 50 to 100x in a day. Starname will do that next year, die poor faggot

Why is there no end to this suffering?
>poor
>never had a gf
>everything locked because of Corona and no option to meet people
>"friends" never answer my texts
When does the world finally collapse
I can not stand it any longer

I have no dreams or aspirations. Nothing I am excited about. I never had a girlfriend and I propaply never will. Every day, every hour, every minute and every second I breath is a fucking waste of time, because there is no hope for me.
Not even my 6000 LINK can change anything. Corona took my last bit of hope away.
Life is nothing but eternal suffering if you aren't an ignorant, good looking, high IQ Chad.
It's over frens

those retards must be paying an arm and a leg cos i fucking see them everywhere i go

said my goodbyes to rebase tokens, they're the easiest way to go broke. Good luck dying broke retards, every last one of you will

fuck this shitcoin, die poor and with your bag of rebased but worthless tokens, just like all those before it

you my fellow pajeet are on the right path to getting rekt, it starts with fucking albt

when we told the retards to buy some btc and $IOV they called us degens. Look who's crying now

Anybody else here dozens of wallets, and hundreds of shitcoin trades on Uniswap?
Man, what was I even thinking
I am fucked

I have 4k LINK and feel like I might never /make it/
When this shit reaches 1k EOY then I would be considered the top 1% in my country from a financial standpoint.
But it still feels like nothing when I think about it.
I fucking hate myself every day for not buying in 2018

Even if I make it, there won't ever be a girl that loves me for who I am.
I could have started a family, but instead I will end up fucking hookers and doing Coke. My life is so meaningless and empty and no ammount of money will change this fact

I was here when Kleros was 1 Cent and I never bought because I thought it would be stupid.
I always lose

>4000 LINK

>tfw no looks
>tfw never will have "fuck you money" to buy girls
>tfw only 5000 LINK because bought too late
>tfw already late 20s
Why am I so damned?

I am financially ruined

>mfw I got into Crypto just now after all those years
>mfw not even $20k of a Portfolio

>>19524826
3500
>pic related is me
Chainlink would have to reach $2850 for me to /make it/
Not gonna happen.
Eventually can buy a shitty house with it though

>Tfw only 3500 LINK
Enjoy the top anons, I will never get there