/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26214942
>Just wait for thos paje... uh... foreign pump and dumps and uh... try to uh... dump before they do uh... you know... like uh... take profit while you... can. Y-yeah.

bobos, it's fucking over
spy to 300, and IF it ever "crashes" again, worst it'll be is 260

>>18308132
it predicts my options diving to 0

i haven't had a winning trade in 3 weeks... i'm going to pull the trigger soon...... good bye jerome

>>18110472
>The belly button looks that of a female.
How can a belly button be female?

at this point, any kind of money is pointless. where can i go to get an arable piece of land outside the confines of any govt or society to live alone

>USD is dead
>stocks are dead
>shitcoin was dead from the start

i can't believe boomer rocks were the right choice after all

when will orange man tweet to prop up the market? will he capitulate and make a shitty deal to save his presidency?

every time i read an "apple will buy out ____" post on stocktwit i want to blow my brains out over how retarded someone can be

there's so much dumb bullshit involved with owning. property tax, maintenance, raped in taxes and commission fees when selling, why deal with this

>>12926761
STOP BLACKPILLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>12916555
i've had sex with 2 girls, about a dozen times each. 1 was a virgin so she didn't know much or if she did, she didn't complain. the other was experienced and kinky. first time she saw it, she didn't seem disappointed, but i'm guessing she just hid it well. she said sex was good, but i don't really believe it. i can never really have casual sex for this reason, i think people would laugh at my dick.

looking at my 1099b from robinhood, do i have to report every fucking transaction?

>>12723284
Go to walmart and pick up a gun to kill yourself

WASA WASA WASAP

idk how options trading works. is there any point in buying $0.01 calls that require 182% increase to break even, expiring like 3 months from now? there is almost no chance of the stock coming close to break even price but assuming the stock increases even a little, how does this affect the option price?

>>9016190
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

down 8% after a whole day of trading