/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16209568
>800-1000 sqft, 2br 1ba
>comfy cabin aesthetic outside
>nice modern loft aesthetic inside with poured concrete floors and exposed brick
>on 5-10 acres, enough that you never see your neighbors but not so much that it's unmanageable
>bordering a national park or some shit but still only a 20 minute drive to costco
>also no more than a 2 hour drive to the beach and also to the mountains
>2 dogs (probably viszla) and 2 cats
>no gf or wife because women are scams
>If I still get lonely, take the homopill and get a lumberjack boyfriend (but he still likes vidya)
>or just fuck my dogs
>Do shrooms or acid once a month, DMT once a quarter
>play wow classic and old infinity engine games like PS:T and Arcanum
>make my own super authentic indie games over many long years and release them online for free
>no monetization so I can stay anonymous and everyone loves me without knowing who I am
>'Die' stress-free around age 90 and get cryonically preserved so I can be resuscitated in 2077 and begin my my second life as a cyberpunk gangster
>I also cryonically preserved my dogs so I can keep on fucking them

Is there any more perfect life?