/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16847084
Enjoy another liquidation bobo. That shit is going over 10k

>>16207983
>>16207992
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>being a simp nigga that invests in the internet equivalent of Chuck E. Cheese tokens

Well meme’d, retard.

>mfw remembering the flippening #99 in January
Double digit shitcoin

>the flippening
>20.8%

Mfw a load of depressed wagies will now have to work years longer to make back their crypto losses

>>7456402
Smart Contracts are a meme. One of our new interns mentioned them during a morning meeting and we fucking laughed in his face. I love wasting his time by dumping out the coffee and making him brew a new pot or emptying all the paper trays in all the printers and making him restock them.
>mfw fucking retard hasn't quit yet because he still thinks he can score a job here when he graduates

>>7159096
>oracles are as much of a game changer as /biz/ claims they are
>SmartContract's incompetence obliterates ChainLink's first mover advantage
>mfw stinky linkies realize it's 1980 and they've been betting on Xerox for the past five years

>>5841544
>he actually believes he's going to turn even a sizable minority of that 56% into /pol/yps
It's tough to say if more than half of the "Nazis" on your home board are even unironic so assuming you all organize and manage to efficiently coordinate proselytizing efforts you're still likely to have quite the redpill quota. Protip: alphabetize your infographic folder for quick access.

>friend is trying to daytrade
>follows pajeet pnd groups despite me telling him they're scams
>he stays up all night trying to pick up pennies in front of a steamrollers
>he thinks all this stress and sleep deprivation is worth the couple hundred dollars he's manage to scrape out of it
>he thinks he's a genius
>mfw he's sacrificing his career for pajeet shitcoining
>mfw I've made more than him just hodling chainlink for the past couple weeks and not even looking at charts
>mfw he's probably going to literally break down in tears when pajeet eventually takes his couple hundred in gains
>mfw he's probably going to read this thread
I kind of feel bad but then I remember his superiority complex is what made him not listen to me at all and have a hearty kek.