/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58517318
>>58517296

I've been compromised. The boards know I am just some dumb nigger playing with crayons on stock charts. I really thought I saw something today but it turns out I am just genuinely retarded. I'll just keep holding onto my shares and see what happens, maybe I can learn from one of you.

>>58173308
I spent a whole day at the office watching AI generated Pepsi ads on YouTube. I loved them. Wouldwatch / 10

>>57694796
Communicate with your boss and coworkers. It's painful and gay, but they want you to make an effort, or at least appear to. Whenever I had a job where I avoided everyone, I ended up more miserable. Now I just pretend and everyone's happy.

>>57691370
I wanted to save up $50k because I did it before when my wife was alive. I don't really need it for anything now. I think I'll put into my mortgage. I have too much crypto now. Maybe I'll buy an electric car in 10 years. Let's just enjoy the journey of life for now.

>>57517780
we all die alone. it's best not to worry about it until you turn 30

>>57498478
We're just going to die of regular old cancer in a few years. MSNBC will hide it, don't worry. I had a good run. It's fine.

>>57475366
never give up
SHY0

Today's close would tell.

Or it was yesterday.

Reminder that what NVDA does well is just matrix multiplications, which is not enough for AI.

Return To Normal

What the actual fuck caused this Nasdaq rally and even some aths on shit like msft?

What the fuck was that?

colocation
on-prem deosn't mean colocation. I understand you are a young whipper snapper that doesn't remember anything before the cloud, but colos were very much en vogue, since it shared the cost across a lot of businesses. It provided cooling, storage, and better bandwidth than you were getting from your office. Ocassionally there'd be a dude outside a colo with a gun guarding it.
you also felt really cool when you got to drive down to the colo to restart a server or something. You felt like a real professional.
It's hard to really feel professional when I'm in my undies with one vscode window with a build fail open and like 8 midjourney prompts running to try and get around the censors and finally get that image of Bulma mounting krillins head
You'd show up in you bright white, short sleeve button down and pleated, faded walmart slacks. Open this super heavy door and walk into a cool room filled with electric humming and buzzing and fans whirring. The sounds would harmonize when you were walking down the aisles, creating a oscillating vrooo uhm vrooo uhm.

that's what they stole from you.

There were zero trannies in the colo. try and imagine one in late 2000's business casual carrying a big old blade server in one hand and a mountain dew in the other.

fuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkkkk that was the bestttt tiiimmmmeeee eeeevvvveeerrrrrr.

>>50756510
> Say "ah-yep," then burp.

Lol, I do that sometimes IRL

>>29595065
Get fucked zoomer, you just don't want to work for anything

Crypto, you say? More of a bonds guy myself