/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56703923
>>56703947
thank you anon

>>54407776
secured my spot at the virtual yacht party.

>>53837263
sent, wait a few min and it should be there

>>24472690
Bruh that's $4k a day in staking rewards

>>24066382
They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

>>22263833
He's Rory's dad. Apparently he doesn't like Sergey after Sergey blocked up Jason Parser's toilet with nothing but big macs and extra special sauce which costs Jason Parser a small fortune in plumbing expenses.
Apparently the 700k dumps are to pay off Sergey literally destroying Jason Parser's toilet with fecal matter

>>20411852
Ok so I was a bit tispy in San Francisco and went to this bar called umm "Empty Closet" and I met this guy, cool guy mind you; but the strangest thing was he called himself "bear" and said that he was "destined for greatness", and kept winking at me. Anyways, he was buying me drinks all night so I thought what the hell right? But then I wake up the next morning in the back room of nail salon and Bear is there and he's got this like smug look on his face and says to me "hey lots of fun but get tested as soon as possible". I was petrified and ran outta there as fast as I could. Doctor tells me I have something called PSD2 and that it's serious. What should I do guys? I didn't get Bear's number. . . Pic related that's the guy and his smug after rape expression

>>20309388
Checked

congratulations fren

Sorry bud but it's a scam coin that was recently downgraded to erc 10 by the Ethereum Ethernet Alliance

>>17387543
"the business forum" kek

A rare picture from the ICO

So they build secure computational processing from the chips up and chainlink is the software .. ? But Goys, chainkink doesn't even have an established network

99.99% net worth in LINK

>>13660166
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxIEbLRxYo

>>11698144

>would i rather have 1 million dollars or infinite dollars

Municipal Marmalade shit was today right?

I think we are pumping again