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>>19106279
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how do you work hard knowing Chad is out there deflowering girls ?

how do i stop being a neurotic jew? I want to wear a hoodie and shorts and a backwards baseball cap and be cool

>>15601866
It's literally printing money. Nigger won't have to work a day in his life when you combine all the other baby mamas.

Meanwhile I'm 32, 6'2 135ish iq, and I can't even think about kids until I have a quarter million spare cash banked. Would consider myself a negligent parent otherwise. Not even factoring the divorce fees and netwoth reset...after finally getting my feet under me from the last recession in my 20's...and one upon us now.

Life is pretty easy for the golem, and even easier with a blank checkbook to do whatever your evil Jewish heart desires.

how much money to have sex with any girl at all ?

Egg Donor
>130 IQ+
>Attractive
>Blue Eyes
>No Tattoos
>Blonde Hair
>Taller than 5'9
>95%+ German
>Leo Zodiac Sign
>No Criminal History
>Under the age of 25
>Raised Roman Catholic
>Rh-negative Blood Type
>No Mental Health History
>Bachelors Degree and Above

IVF Surrogate
>Choose Blue Eyes
>Choose Blonde Hair
>Choose Gender to be Male
>Surrogate will fast for 14 days before IVF to clear out their shitty body
>Surrogate will only consumer Heirloom Crops grown without Herbicides and Pesticides, Wild Game, and Reverse Osmosis Water

During Pregnancy for Surrogate
>No Sex
>No Fish
>No Scans
>No Sugar
>No Drugs
>No Stress
>No Alcohol
>No Caffeine
>No Working
>No Smoking
>No Vaccines
>Lots of Sleep
>Lots of Water
>Lots of Nature
>Take Supplements
>Transcendental Meditation x2 Daily
>Reading Aloud for 2 Hours+ Daily From 3 Months

During Birth
>No Scans
>No Vaccines
>No Circumcision
>Delayed Cord Clamping

First 8 Years
>Use Nanny + Wet Nurse
>First 6 Months Exclusively Breastfed
>6 Months - 2 Years Breastfed + Puree
>2 Years+; Heirloom Crops, Wild Game, Reverse Osmosis Water
>No restaurants, processed food or refined sugar
>Tech-Free
>Let child sleep as long as he needs
>Talk to your child constantly
>Cuddle your child; Skin-Skin contact is important
>Make lots of eye contact with child
>Play outside or take a walk outside daily
>Reading aloud for 2 Hours+ Daily (extremely important)

Education
>Teach English & French from birth; Native fluency
>Teach piano and violin from age 5
>Teach them to read Latin & Greek from age 5
>Cultivate outdoor interests; hunting, gardening, sailing, fishing
>All boys NYC Private School
>Co-ed CT Boarding School
>Georgetown University (Ivy is for plebs, network in DC)
>$50 million Trust Fund Invested from Birth; Received at Age 30; 50% of Interest Payout
>Reading 2 hours+ Daily gives child a 2 million vocabulary advantage over other kids by Kindergarten
>Most important thing is HEALTH, EDUCATION, and TECH-FREE