/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>115 IQ midwit maintenance wagie
>Working in the maintenance cagie fixing the wagie machines that help the wagies wage
>Gearbox keeps faulting, motor pulls too much power, trips fuse
>Can't figure out why
>Replace motor with new one
>Still trips
>Lolwat.jpg
>Rest of gearbox works fine without motor
>2HoursLater.wav
>Hot, sweaty, dehydrated, delusional
>Finally spot problem
>One small internal cog is sliding loose on it's axle
>Slides out of place only when upright and the minute vibration of the problem motor travels through the entire gearbox
>Have moment of divine revelation as the physical universe demonstrates exactly what we are doing to the market
Be calm my brothers. The omnissiah is with us always.