/biz/ - Business & Finance

>sister gave me the "we shouldn't be doing this anymore" talk

>my little sister isn't little anymore
i missed my chance to have sex with her

my sister doesn't want to have sex with me

52k rejected... It's over. The Bobos were right.

>>57651281
the gloobening...

She says it hurts too much and that the pain isn't worth it. I use plenty of lube of course and she isn't bleeding (anymore), in either hole, but she goes "oww!" often and looks like she's in pain sometimes, so I believe her.

/biz/ what should I do? I really want to keep doing my little sister. I don't want her to be in pain, but I know if we just keep going she'll stretch out and not feel so much pain anymore and eventually she'll feel no pain. I told her that, and tried to get her to think logically about it, but she just repeats that it's too painful and not worth it. I've been thinking maybe I should give her some crypto. What coins do you recommend I give her?

By the way she asked me "but isn't it enough we use our mouths?" and I said "no" and I tried to explain to her why but she just can't see it from my perspective.

>be a Biz Boy
>dream of living a Blockchain Lifestyle
>go to the block
>it's chained up
>leave
>bizz myself on the way home
>little sister saw me bizzing myself

>>57549036
>missed out on sex with my little sister

>be a Biz Boy
>try to live a blockchain lifestyle
>can't because the chain is blocked
>realize you bizzed yourself

I bizzed myself. Again.

1 avax = 2 link meme not meme

>invested in the sega saturn instead of the sony playstation

>little sister keeps farting on my face while i sleep
She walks up to me while I sleep and farts in my face. Every night. She says "it's revenge for cumming on my face while I sleep".

It's not fair, /biz/. I'm tired of smelling like poop every time I wake up. Have to take a shower each morning to get rid of that little-sister-asshole-smell.

bloody basterds

>made it; huge financial gains, have a fleet of lambos and a mansion full of hot girls
>go on /biz/ to shitpost with frens
>get portrayed as a soƴjak by some anon
what's even the point

>>55276772
checked

>>53827030
>1933 was 90 years ago

Are we still on RegSho?

Has anyone else realized that the financial structure is a scam? Back when I was even more of a poorfag I used to post threads about being in 6 figure hell and fantasized about making it once I got to one million net worth. Now that I've reached 6 figures, I've realized that despite my "wealth" it is ridiculous how poor I really am still.

>"rich" but not part of the upper class, any high tier doctor or lawyer or middle class pleb could easily reach my position through decent, safe investments
>buying real estate in any respectable area would put a significant strain on my finances with no guarantee that I would get it back
>still priced out of the best and most exclusive properties
>millionaire but no where near 10 million, not actually rich enough to do anything impressive with it
>inflation rapidly destroying my net worth, along with taxes I'm in constant fear of slipping back into poverty
>on the absolute precipice of making it but still a poorfag in all but name

What the FUCK do I do? The crypto bull run has already come and gone, I feel like I'm trapped into my current amount of wealth with no hope of increasing my portfolio. I'm scared to trade out of fear of losing what little I have. It's not fucking fair; I was supposed to have made it by now. If only I had 10 million I could feel so much more secure, but I feel like I need 100 million to really have made it and become wealthy.

>>51125138
I ignored it and called people who warned about it retards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhNCzq8bVhw

We have been outperformed by Dow Jones this quarter.

>normalchads are making fun of us again
>>50592314

Will the splidivvy cause MOASS?