/biz/ - Business & Finance

>ten and a half inches and actually i have multiple wallets fully staked

I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college where I met Sergey Nazarov. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, Ari and Sergey. Ari was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but Sergey was handsome, bloatmaxxed with a massive belly and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when Sergey would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand Sergey.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. Ari and Sergey had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1am (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), Sergey walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked some more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving Sergey shit. Sergey seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that Sergey wasn't wearing any underwear.

>>53839955
lol never seen this one before

>>25998006
>>25998043
checkt

>>21689057
Sup 42, did you check out kleros at all?

https://kleros.io/static/yellowpaper_en-28d8e155664f3f21578958a482f33bd1.pdf

>>20014318

>The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two women woke me by sucking my cock. I gave .00000001 link to each of the women as a tip. Three women helped me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my link wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance.

I left my 50 acre mansion and got in my gold-plated 2030 Lamborghini Murcielago (custom made for me after the dealer saw my link) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without me having penetrated her. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while I squeezed her tits and drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. I threw the bitch off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, huge, muscles ripped my Gucci shirt off, and six women lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each woman climaxed when my cock came within five inches of her pussy, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my link wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 link to each of the women.

After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. They orgasmed after hearing my voice. My bitch in the car was getting lonely, so I went back. She sucked me off as I took the drive back home. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 link to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside

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>>17607621
soon

I have around 300 2017 LINK memes but I don't own any LINK. God i'm such a retard.

>>16679182
>That's the beta bucks maxi fucks talking
s'true

>>16378132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3FvtMSUeLk&t=231s

>>16378141
it's a young Sergey out having a good time with friends at a club most likely

>>16261890

>>16257684
My rational side says to ignore this image but my meme side is givong me a bad feeling about making it.

>>15708424
He's criticizing everyone and no one.

>>15558972
>This article has been changed to reflect that Chainlink (LINK) is different from LINK, the native cryptocurrency of Japanese messaging giant LINE’s service-oriented blockchain.

When did Sergay become S.O. S.E.X.Y.???

xoxoxo

>>14021943
better sell now before it dumps to 0.50c and you can get your stack back. triple top confirmed it.

t. 100k LINK swinger

>>13517025
Thats not whats happening, stop being disingenuous.
This is CLCG faggots trying to tell NEETs that their node will be useless without them.

Fuck Timo
Fuck Burak for not firing the fag
Fuck any kike scammer company who wants to take advantage of this honorable, baste and redpilled community

Does LINK have a chance to flip ETH?