/biz/ - Business & Finance

tell me something that will change my life

>>9540097
You are deluded if you think human labour will become obsolete in our lifetime, we are nowhere near having infinite energy or building an universal assembler.

The real problem is dysgenics and letting low IQ population breed like rabbits anyway, if everyone but east asians and europeans suddenly vanished from earth and we had eugenics laws we will be infinitely better off as a species.

>I'm a programmer so i know i'll always have work, can't say the same for the rest of you.

Grunt programming will be one of the jobs the most easily automated by AI, programmers will basically be the town scribes of our times, only a small portion of them (the highly skilled developers) will remain relevant to design software architectures.

People like you make the mistake of thinking that only physical/low skilled jobs will be made obsolete but it doesn't work like that, even so called "creative work" (writing, painting/drawing, music) is already being automated.

Typically everything that has been computerized in the two last decades will be easily automated, the hardest jobs to automate will be the ones asking for a relative flexibility and where situations are at least somewhat unpredictable on a daily basis.

101 sat

>>9347093
>She doesn't know that I lost all my savings by getting financial advice from a guy called Assblaster

Post your face when delusional Ambrosus fags will get rekt after the conference tomorrow by their hotheaded CEO.

>MUH CRAZY PHARMA PARTNERSHIPS

... uh huh. Just like when swisslarpfag told you all that they have "Multi billion dollar company NDAs!" back in february, right? Notice how the price peaked at february too? Lmao. You fags got dumped on so hard.

Load up your popcorn for the next Confido laddies. It's gonna be fucking amazing

THANK YOU MONEY BUNNY

>>8566156
A celebration, perhaps?

>>8533308
You do realize you were baited, right?

>>8438525
Nope

>It's a "fantasize all day about secretly being Satoshi Nakamoto and somehow being revealed while hoarding 400 million in gold bullion in your bedroom and everyone you hate having to bow to you and show you respect after they saw the headline news worldwide of: "Genius Bitcoin Genius Revealed He's a Genius" and then after which you're invited to give the world's greatest TED talk with 2 million people in attendance including rumors of the Hitlers spirit flashing on screen and sieg heiling you half way through before a deafening applause breaks out which shatters the windows" episode
>It's a rerun

>>8370202
Easter?

>That one guy in the Telegram group who is secretly a whale

>Mfw I've unironically solved it
Not even joking

Daily reminder: Not only is Bitcoin Cash the better coin, its also closer to Satoshi's vision.

>>7645126
Kek, someone is frustrated, your agressivity speaks for itself.

>Go chase your moon missions like the other street shitting retards.

I'm not "chasing moon missions" anon, I'm just following a long thought trading plan instead of sitting in front of my computer and spamming threads everyday on a coin with no volume or hype and no meaningful milestone before 4 months hoping that it will magically have an impact
Anyway this was just a friendly warning, no need to be upset if you think I'm wrong.

>Mfw gonna be a billionaire soon
How you ask?

Well, I've pioneered several cryptocurrencies and brainstormed several revolutionary new concepts. Let me give you but a quick example:

>Fap Coin
You fap? 5 times a day? So do I. Well, not to worry! With Fap Coin you can now keep track of your faps (catchy) with the use of our game changing Fap Time technology. Before you masturbate, you simply deposit a coin into the Fap Bank and and receive a Rotten Tomatoes reviewed pornographic movie based on the number of coins you deposited. The more Fap coins you deposit, the better rated the movie will be! Amazing.

Sound good? Well that's only one idea of many, my friends. Let's move on to the next frontier in cryptocurrency and Blockchain technology. This is the big one. Bigger than Bitcoin. This will change our lives.

>Time coin
Yes, that's correct. We're putting TIME on the Blockchain. Truly, a giant leap for mankind. How will this work? Simple, really... You buy TIME coin which enables you to check the time through our revolutionary new user interface. Still mesauring in Sats? You're a dinosaur! HOURS will replace SATS come EOY 2018. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

You'll be seeing me on the Forbes list above Bezos shortly.

Who here /buying the dip/?

>>7296493

reroll, thanks for checking aleister.

how is imaginary currency treating you /biz/?

>>7192233
haha hey guys, remember that thing called crypto currency that became completely worthless by February 5th last year? i'm glad i sold before it hit rock bottom.

Reading that reddit post for a rundown, I feel so comfy holding 3k ARYs.

>ununironically

>>7055151
>>7055127

So is it wise to short bitcoin right now and leave it for a couple of weeks?

Yes or no