/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>16603929
>>16604006
sure, but ill need a 10k advance

>>16023566
late yet early
only you can fuck it up now, relax and enjoy the ride

>>15825557
No I used to be a NEET as well, although I was doing it following a massive depressive streak after having something I worked for over a year on basically crumble without any form of recompense and nothing to speak of aside from wasted youth.

But no anon, people who spend all day every day doing nothing but playing video games are very much real. I wouldn't really give a shit but it's hilarious that they've deluded themselves into believing they're superior for doing so. They complain about working being slavery but at the same time when presented with the opportunity to not only live at home rent free, but to do absolutely no work while doing so rather than trying to improve themselves. Most will CLAIM they improve themselves by "reading" or "working out". But the reality is that they read japanese borderline porn fanfic novels jerking it in their room and maybe go for a walk once a week.

The more pathetic NEETs and lowest on the human status chain are those who collect disability money from fake illness. As an example, there were some videos released by a fat lardass collecting disability money and living for free on the government dime circulating around youtube once. He would film himself shitting on working class people much like the NEETs you see on this board do, using the same language almost. But the kicker is that he was over 400 lbs, living in a hospital with parents that wouldn't allow him back in the house. Eventually he wound up kicked out of the hospital because he got caught ordering pizzas to his room and started living out of a van on the river. I have no idea what happened to the guy after that, presumably he starved to death unloved under a mountain of dried cumrags, pissbottles, and month old tendy sauce under some nameless bridge but you get the point. Next time you see one of these threads simply ask them "how do you NEET"? You'll either never get a response or it will be "just apply for disability bro!"

>>14787659
Hunting down chainlink FUDers, people with large stacks, and informing local third world warlords about any yacht parties

All of this is a prank though of course, I'm just joking.

>>14590014
>have a degree an economics
>being marxist means simply ain't giving a fuck about how the supply and demand graph works (the fucking basis)

Oh I wouldn't envy your economics degree

>>14365380
Someone drastically overvalues their deflated balloons. Daily reminder that all women are whores

>ITT yet another pajeet discord tranny group pretending like they don't want your money
Does anyone ever fall for this shit?

>>14202982
>1k in 2 days

>mfw long foreskin

>>13977490
Thank you friendo, I just want a secure way to not lose my stinkies in the next few years. Maybe I'll do a split of both, keep half in a paper wallet and half in a ledger after doing a test transfer first

>>13946537
Not at all my good man, we're just starting

No, but I have noticed an increase in discord trannies trying to get newfags and nulinkers to sell.

Some of you oldfags are absolute scum, you better hope you don't have any minecraft server IPs floating around here if somebody makes it with BTC but misses the boat because of LINK fud they might send some creepers to your minecraft houses.

If you don't own any LINK now get the fucking coins and don't be a faggot. You have either a chance you're going to lose 50% or miss the boat to anywhere from $2-10 in a matter of hours

Use code: sigma
Use code: sigma
Use code: sigma
Use code: sigma

Me, 25

my mom tells me im handsome, not a neet tho

>>13822180
>_____ COUNTRY SUPERIOR REEEEEEEEEE
>>/pol/

unless it's a scam for us to extract money from stupid fucking normies I don't want to hear it rajeesh

I'm buying the dip for once

is wagecucking and putting 60% of my paycheck into stinky linkies a better business plan?

>>13710695
*despite being 13% of the population 55% of black people do something stupid

fixed that for you

Warren Buffet here, I've seen the error of my ways. Starting next monday I am going to be withdrawing ALL of my funds from the stock market putting the final nail in the coffin to the United States once and for all. From there I will be pouring every cent at my disposal (and everyone else's money as well) into Chainlink

do with that information what you want

How do I turn $0 into $200k?

Hard mode: No kneepads

pee pee poo poo

>>13674795
>not doing both

>>13671261
>>13671232
>>13671266
Oh don't worry bobo, it WILL tank. In about a year after we've secured profits while you were busy getting cucked shorting the bottom