/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56126024
>>56125944
NO LINKER COPE

>>55818063
you sure? nice ID color

We made it frens...we made it

It is the 2nt Millennium. For more than a hundred months Sergey has sat immobile on the BigMac Throne of the Cayman Islands. He is the Master of Oracles by the will of the meme gods, and master of a million shitcoins by the might of his inexhaustible decentralized smart contracts. He is a rotting carcass writhing stinkily with power from the 2014 of BTC. He is the Betrayal Lord of the /biz/ for whom a thousand linklet souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, Sergey continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty shitposters cross the redditor-infested miasma of the Twitter, the only route between distant institutional money and breadcrumbs, their way lit by meme magic, the psychic manifestation of Kek's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted boards. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Linkstartes, the Link Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard-Linklets and countless baggie defence forces, the ever vigilant github codemonkeys and the tech-priests of the Arie Juels to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from pajeets, bulgarians, chinks - and worse.

To be a linkie in such times is to be one amongst untold thousands. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody DeFi space imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only owning FUD. There is no peace amongst the crypto news, only an eternity of scams and pump and dumps, and the laughter of thirsting bogs.

Reminder that no true Link-marine ever puts down his fellow link marines over their stack size - we are all Link Marines, whether you are a 500 baglet or a 50,000 whale. We are Scions of Sergey, Brothers in Arms. We hodl the line, we do not sell, we do not swing. And we will know no fud.

Lieutenant Colonel reporting for duty

based

>>20968226
Congratulations anon, you did what many cannot and accepted your folly. You have now been accepted into the hallowed halls of the link-marines despite your heresies.

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>>16252067
It is the year 2019. For more than 2 years Sergey Nazarov has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of LINK. He is the Master of Chainlink by the will of the gods, and master of a million holders by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a fat Big Mac eating fuck writhing invisibly with power of his 700K dumps. He is the fatty for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his fatass state, Sergey continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of /biz/, the only route between shitcoins, their way lit by the shills, the psychic manifestation of Sergey’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Linkstartes, the LINK Marines, 100K+ holders. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial LINK holders and countless Chainlink defence forces, the ever vigilant LINKquisition and the LINK-priests of the Adeptus LINKchanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from niggers, normies, cucks - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of Bitcoin and pajeets, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of making it, for in the grim dark future there is only LINK. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting thots.

MARINES REPORT IN

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You have no idea what is coming tommorow

>>14670663

GUYS WTF???

YOUR END IS HERE NOLINKER SCUM

CONFIRMED ORACLE EXECUTIVES ARE LITERALLY LINK MARINES

DEATH TO NOLINKERS

Its actually happening
Its actually happening
Its actually happening

>>12980000
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