/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54216545
>Keep 1 month emergency savings in a large bank that's unironically too big to fail
>Keep 5 months emergency savings in physical USD hidden away under a mattress
>Keep 6 months expenses in a mix between Gold, Silver, BTC, XMR
>Purchase your minimum physical prep items: 1. 3 weeks food 2. 3 weeks water 3. Med kit. 4. Firearms/Bullets 5. Camping Materials etc.
>/fit/, gym membership ASAP, go daily
>/x/, church membership ASAP, go weekly
>Depending on where you are located (flyover U.S. for example) purchase some arable land. Bonus if it already has a structure on it (even if it's an abandoned meth lab.)
>skillsmaxxx, if >115 IQ and can tolerate office work get a STEM Degree in a high demand field. If <115 IQ or can't sit in an office get a better skilled trade if you don't already have one.

>>49793657
>memegunz
here's what's gonna happen, I'm gonna creep up to that cabin at 3am and light it up with a couple molotovs, you're gonna come out wondering wtf is going on, then I'm gonna club you in the back of the head, go in and take your deenz and your sperg wife who will fight with my other slave bitches to tongue my asshole for breakfast. I'm gonna leave you alive so that you come for revenge and I knock your ass out again, and you'll wake up to your wife pegging your ass while I cut your throat all slow-like