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>> No.17413453 [View]
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>>17412965
>Tesla

Stop recommending that virgin mobile.

You won't impress anyone with tree saving redditor cuck car with fart noises and other retarded gags.

> "Muh tech"

SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD!

Do you think Bimbo Stacy gives a shit about your "economic future vehicle" and nerdy gadgets?

FUCK NO!

She wants to see a masculine man driving a REAL CAR. A LOUD CAR. A Masserati engine or a Lambo that gives threatening sound and makes pussies orgasm not some silent treehugging pussy car.

People who buy Teslas are generally bullied losers and nerds. You won't see actual Chads driving shit like Tesla, it is embarrassing. Nobody cares about your stats, it's about how a car makes you FEEL.

Tesla make you feel like nerdy redditor FAG.

>Muh autopilot

Yeah, real man knows how to drive and doesn't need mommy computer to do it for him. What you have too high inhibition to be at the wheel bitch? LMAO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_naDg-guomA

Video related, typical tesla fag (pussy by virgin in pic)

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Can you seriously imagine a Chad driving a Tesla lol?


> Muh save the trees
> Muh Musk the IRON MAN MEME LORD xD
> Muh technology
> Muh silent car (what kind of a pussy boi wants silent car srsly)
> Muh autopilot (yeah, learn to drive faggot loser)
> Muh easter eggs (none of that goofy shit is alpha)


"Wow, his car is so ecological and silent, SO HOT" - said no woman EVER

I'm not kidding. These are kind of SSSSSOYYYY faggots that love tesla:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_naDg-guomA

Video is pure beta reddit cringe.

And the guy in pic...exactly what you expect
But I can easily imagine Chad driving BMW.

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