/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50526709
oopsie hehe

Is it time to start shorting Bitcoin? what do you think, lads?

>>26934187
Imagine if we raped Wall Street for $1 trillion

>>22418248
Recent stats at my job showed we were most productive as an organization within the first few months from working at home. Ever
But....
GET BACK IN YOUR MOTHER FUCKING CAGES SLAVE! GET THE FUCK BACK I SAY BACK! I AM ORDERING ALL OF YOU USELESS SCUM BACK

>>21926710
Bitcoin usually pops on the eve of an event. It’s a classic buy the rumor sell the news scenario. Here’s how to get an extra 5x:
>Another Wallstreet bonuses, Chinese New Year, bank run.etc
Create shill accounts across Reddit and all social media sites causing normies to fomo with larp portfolio accounts days prior.
Dump on the eve of the event. Normies will continue to fomo in mass well after

Oopsie

>>18058261
i have two dogs and they piss stained the carpets

To make a long story short,

Sister was a sloot, got knocked up at 17, baby was anonymously adopted

I know where he is and how to contact him. Is it legal to reach out to the biological father asking for payment in BTC in exchange for information?

>>15942051
So you're saying there's probably more?

>>13780836
>wake up
>watch anime and play games
>make sure to play plenty of pay to win games to stomp poorfags for pleasure
>go to sleep

>>12966039
yes

>>12450333
Going down

>go to cinema with group of friends
>waiting in the lounge waiting for the movie
>see €5 in the floor and pick it up thinking it was mine
>later on that day, girl in the group realised she lost €5
>complains for the rest of the day how she had lost it
>realised it was probably the same €5 that I picked up
>pretend that I did nothing and keep the €5 for myself

Also while I bought some popcorns, guy gave me the wrong change, basically another €5 note below the €5 note which was the total change. I made €10 without doing anything

>mfw when I’ve fudded VEN for weeks and have now loaded up for the mainnet

give sub to streamer
cancel & refund after

>>9475058
I knew I would get this response, my point being, not all of us gonna make it

>>9359806
Not when it’s fucking french period blood

I don't want to shill it hard just yet, but i'll clue in a few lucky anons. Dubs gets the pasta.

First and only clue: an ex vp from a large(!) multinational investment bank is on the team.

suicide hotline where we encourage suicide and provide assistance in the process. we charge per minute on the phone and strongly recommend the client not hang up so we can assure everything went as planned. by the time the body is found, a hefty bill should have accumulated.

>whales buy alts
>BTC dominance drops
>FOMO from newbs
>whales dump alts back into BTC
>bagholders are born

I trade crypto Anton. A lot of them.

>>8989106
LGTSS
>there are people who don’t have both of assblasters trips saved on every device they browse biz with to verify

this one is especially special pls only use in instances of being absolutely devilish. not kinda or sorta cheeky or a little bad, but absolutely devilish. i’m trusting yu

>>8967928
I love that aspect of LINK. You have these companies who will buy tokens to run nodes and support the network, and they will be able to save a LOT of money with Smart Contract functionality, AND make a ton as their LINK tokens go up in value. Additionally they also get a brand new revenue stream via their LINK nodes being paid. It’s a win win win for anyone who wants to implement this tech