/biz/ - Business & Finance

kek this thing just lost 75% of its value in like 5 minutes
RUG
PULLED

>>25359726
>holding altcoins
It's too late to jump back into BTC, just consider how far behind you are now. Your only hope is to start swing trading the waves of altcoins and make up ground.

>price going up right now

>>25195025
>implying i won't tell my boss i am exempt based on my religion

>>25059406
I've never seen a job in my life that requires Spanish

Move to the North, we only require that you speak Leftist

>they're never going to hand away other people's money with no strings attached again are they
good

>>23318646
>Markets have already priced in a Biden vicrory
What the fuck are you talking about lmoa
If markets preempted global change based on the likelihood of something happening, market speculation would never exist to begin with. Walmart doesn't decide to open or close based on whether or not Ruth Bader Ginsburg carked it, nor did Blockbuster go bust because someone threw a shoe at George Bush.

>Wake up in some American house
>Riots outside, people falling to the ground clutching their confederate flags and flaccid brown silicone wangs respectively as they die from COVID
>You check the markets as the ambulance rocks up for the covid-19 wuhannamen square massacre fucks up "muh liberty, mask bad" spergs and "my mask has my onlyfans url printed on it" spergs alike
>As you open up the wallet, load the exchange and check the charts, the paramedics unfurl a comically large scroll parchment detailing the medical bill for a dying protestor like a medieval serf
>You see your robux are now not worth as much as your burgerbux

>>21532527

Get in, schizoids.