/biz/ - Business & Finance

has anyone made a successful trade using a call that an AI llm has made? genuinley curious...

>be me
>buyed 500k usd of the LINK earlier this years with leftingovers of bullrun moneys
>longinged this pamp with x5 weightages
>already did makin me a millionaire
>be not even giving fucks about next bullrun
>so i says to practice gf i makin it you gotta move outta the places
>she says kys
>check my USDT and it says i'm fucking richest
>i says am too rich to pack your baggage for you, leave the places
>she cry and it get on my cellular with my usdt's inside
>so i says bitchisnotyourtimedamonth
>never seen her again even and i didnt even kms and am still riching from LINK
its too easy be rich bros, you are all poor for the reasons

Mind if I smoke? *mup mup* *pfooooooooooow*
Oh yes, cope. Choose it
>I knew it was a gamble, I didn't need the money
>I had a $0.045 average, so I still made a _x
>here is how BBBYQ can still win
>we would have won if not for crime/judge/hedgies
>I'm joining the class action suit against Ryan Cohen/PPseeds to get my money back
>the shares have a par value of $0.01, so I technically didn't lose everything
>at least the bondholders didn't get anything either
>I can write the loss off on my taxes, NOL ftw (why didn't anyone want to pay billions for these?)
>filtered, thanks
>actually YOU'RE the baggie!
Finally, as always, kek PridefulAnon

I think I’ve noticed that Normies lives are almost entirely driven by FOMO

>>55432623
Never shit for free. Only ever shit on the company dime. If you're not working and you need to shit, hold it in until the next workday.

>be me
>git into ai art generation i says
>nvidya 1080 too slow to keep up with demand i says
>so i hire fiverr jeets, 10 of the streetshitters even
>gives them a prompt, they shits out 500 images/hr for only 5 dollarinos each
>upsell their gens for 30 dollarinos
>one of the smarter jeets figures me out
>"is capitalism" i says
>before i knew it i has an entire network of hundreds of jeets jeeting jeets genning for other jeets jeeting more jeets round the clocks
>all the money flows up to me my feggits, 12k a mfcckin a month
its too easy i says, you're all poor handicapped for the reasons.

Has anyone made BOBO and MUMU coins yet to settle the eternal battle once and for all?

>>54889009
>>54889009
>>54889009
>be ivy league
>graduate just when AI does everything for everyone
>still applies for jobs and is insecure without his degree
>degree gives him confidence
>defines his self worth by degree
>went through societies mass hazing ritual for nothing
>OP has to bump his own thread even
>killshiself even
ngmi. easy.

>my roastie co-worker i fucked last week walks up to me today
>"anon, i'm pregnant"
>i says "must be a virgin birth, jesus christ even, if so you need to speak with the pope"
>she says "anon we fucked last week"
>i says "speak to the pope, sounds like a you problem"
>openly weeps
>never hear from her again
it's too easy to save money bros, too fucking easy. you're all poor for the reasons.

>>54294614
you should do what you're doing but with like 5 more jobs so you can buy 2 loaves a bred a decade from now

>>54289037
There's maybe 30 good and worthwhile projects being built, with constant feedback and such
>>54289383
This is what the smartest redditor looks like
>>54289787
I'm raw doggin her, you'll have to clean the hot mess

>>54086500
>>54086636
But if the FED controls the interest rate they are probably dumping those old bonds because they are planning to raise interest rates even higher making them worth way less than the auction price who would be dumb enough to buy?

>>53996151
Avalanche will certainly go mainstream, and it's just a matter of time, once that happens, all the shit it has been accumulating will pop up, making it the best option, this is pretty clear to me, idk about you
>>53998874
Imagine thinking that price action resembles real chain value in this case

>>53685595
I won't.

>>53685988
Wait until you find out his birth name was Charles.

>>53206666
checked. oversatan has spoken. my body is ready

>>52934552
I am finanically independent.
I am financially independent.
thank you fren and bless you

>>52532145
Pass me that torch
*pfeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww*

>>52532177
That's essentially what is happening. The meteor is ZOG, WEF and the globohomo agenda, but he keeps telling us to wait two more weeks.

>>51062733
Good luck

>>50895909
based

>tfw It doesn't matter that much if you end up making it because you're going to inherit a lot of money one day anyway.
feels good bros

time to get back into lean hogs I think

>>49432153
violated

>>30273261
I wonder, if I set up one of those crypto debit cards under a foreign residence that I'd be staying, would that work?

You do realize the entire binance smart chain was more than a way to pump CZ's worthless BNB shitcoin right?
He also created hundreds of "yield farms" aka ponzis so that people would pool their tokens with his bnb shitcoin. Since he had so many people pooling liquidity he could dump massive amounts of bnb into these pairs without moving the price as much as if he tried to dump it on a normal exchange.
Its genius if you think about it
>pump up shitcoin
>whale starts to sell shitcoin at 10x
>dumps almost immediately after newfags are done fomoing in with pocket change
CZ figured out a way to get retards to provide liquidity for him to dump on by printing them useless cake and egg tokens. Classic