/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be me
>panic sold ICP stack at $11
Please tell me this is a dead cat bounce and its going back down to single digits...

https://a.cockfile.com/BBsjYL.mpg

>>58393456
>DRONESTRIKE HITS JEW DUMPING BOT
i-is there back ups?

>>58337284
Coinbase is fdic protected...right guys??

> "If you keep touching me like that, I'm telling our mom."

Do you guys thinks rates will go down this year? I wanna buy a house

Is retail space a poor decision? I like the idea of having renters for businesses and tenants paying me when I eventually live somewhere else

You guys have been telling me the housing market will crash since 2020. It hasn't crash and now redditors say the same thing. Why do you guys talk like redditors?

I may've gotten my sister pregnant...

>>57862294
Do you think we are in a bear trap or a bull trap?

>>57862037
Are you feeling disbelief or complacency right now?

Anyone else starting to get a sinking feeling they won't actually make it this bull run?

I'm so scared that it is gonna dump soon really hard. Should I sell my bags?

>>57829816

But what if she gets pregnant?

When do I take profit when I can't even draw any resistance on the chart?

Just need another 100x and I can finally make it

Guys I'm not joking if you don't get in before 100k you won't have a chance again. Once the 100k mental barrier is broken there's no going back

I'm 32 with 20k in crypto right now. I just want to make enough to start my own business (original idea do not steal) and find some qt to marry eventually. I would be happy with 400k by the end of this cycle.

Surely I can get at least a 20x from here

There was this big pile of Bitcoins. It was shaped like a giant Bitcoin and walked around on two legs, going on a rampage and stomping on people and houses and stuff. And this giant Bitcoin carried the NASTIEST missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever it launched one of its Bitcoin missiles... whatever that hit - people, trees, buildings - TURNED INTO BITCOINS. My hometown, my old school, my family, my girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that Bitcoin's path turned into BITCOIN.

What if aliens came to Earth but instead of landing they parked in orbit and sent down trillions of drones to the planet and each drone carried alien poop; like each drone had 100 turds in it (each turd about the same size as a big human-made turd), housed in a little bomb bay that opened up to release the turds, and these trillions of drones started dumping these turds all over Earth causing a big stink.

What effect would that have on the crypto market?

>>57614683
w-what's going to happen

I just checked the blockchain and noticed the bits aren't connected and some of the links in the chain are missing.

>>57549313
BUT THERE'S A CME GAP THERE!