/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>8809616
WHAT THE FUUUCK /BIZ/ YOU TRICKED ME

I NEED TO SELL WE ALL SELL OUR LINK IT'S WORTHLESS

Now my retirement plan is a .44 magnum and a bottle of whiskey.

>>8621817
WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN????

>tfw haven't gotten a raise in 4 years

>>8589600
>bought in january, and are 70% down. They think their $1000 investment into their shitcoin of choice will let them escape their wage cuck life
literally me
let a man dream

>>8534206
Seriously. The fact that /biz/ was shilling multiple coins where a small one thousand dollar investment would later turn into 1m is kind of shocking. Like fuck, had you simply been here in early '17 or earlier, and threw just a SINGLE paycheck at one of the shilled coins and held, you'd have made it.

>/biz/ shilling ETH at 60c, 1k investment would peak at 2,240,000 usd
>/biz/ shilling antshares at 10c, 1k investment would peak at 1,800,000 usd
>/biz/ shilling xrb at 1c, 1k investment would peak at 3,400,000 usd

>bought BTC at 9K
>back to 8K now
every fucking time

>started investing in august
>almost at a loss now

Tfw you realize you bought into a literal ponzi scheme. Every altcoin is essentialy fucking worthless and was pumped by the market makers and whales to profit on dumb mone. ICX is good example of what happens when market makers and whales dump on dumb money. Muh blockchain technology lmao all coins are absolutely worthless

>If by a 'single oracle' you mean asking a random guy on the internet, sure. If you mean an actual company with a contractual obligation to only notarize real data, absolutely not, because I can sue them for breach of contract and demand compensation.

>Anyway, if smart contracts take off, oracle services are going to be obsolete because primary data sources will start signing results. Probably demanding a small payment for it. No need for middlemen.

>Imagine if you're providing an api for some data in demand. You notice that several oracle nodes call it every second and resell it. What do you do? Start signing results with your private key and demand a small payment for every call. I bet there are going to be data markets for that.

>Even ignoring trust issues, there's no reason for chainlink to exist in this scenario.

OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT

I CAN'T BELIEVE I BOUGHT LINK, YOU GUYS TRICKED ME!

>Chainlink would need a marketcap of 1 trillion to be worth $1000 each
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK WHY DIDN'T I DO THE MATH BEFORE I BOUGHT

YOU GUYS TRICKED ME

>finally in long term relationship with hot model thanks to crypto gains
>we stop having sex
wtf is the point of it all

OH MY GOD ITS NOT REAL MONEY ITS WORTHLESS

BIZ WHAT THE FUCK MY MONNEEEEYYYYY

Looks like we're going doooWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN

P...Please.. just one more dip to .25c or less...

Just one more chance to accumulate and I'll go all in I swear...

>>7920890
I just need Stellar to pump back up to $0.70+ so I can dump my fucking bags and exit crypto

>>7768396
>pls crash!!!

/biz/bros I posted this in another thread but I need your help ASAP. I'm a 20 year old NEET. I used some money my parents gave me to start day trading crypto. I have NEVER paid taxes before in my life. I thought you guys were memeing when you said they tax EVERY trade. I hate to say this guys but it's not a meme. The IRS has been calling all week and my parents just tell them I don't live with them. What the FUCK do I do? I have nothing other than my crypto and I haven't cashed out.. I might have to go down guns blazin....

I'm a 20 year old NEET. I used some money my parents gave me to start day trading crytpo. I had NEVER paid taxes before in my life. I hate to say this guys but it's not a meme. The IRS has been calling all week and my parents just tell them I don't live here. What the FUCK do I do? I have nothing other than my crypto and I haven't cashed out.. I might have to go down guns blazin....

>>7551768
NOOOO, LINK WAS MY ONLY HOPE TO A DECENT LIFE. WHYYYYYYYYYY

ITS STILL NOT WORKING FOR ME

>When your board is the laughing stock of 4chan
/pol/ is fucking cancer, but you guys are beyond pathetic.
What are you gonna do the day this cool bubble pops? I hope you have enough saved in your bank account to buy a rope, you will need it pretty soon.

why did the government allow this to happen??

>>7342897
Please Anon. Just don't