/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12113423

The last bastion of LAMBO dreamers and moonkids got 100x JUSTed. The combo's still ticking.

True believers are bleeding so much from the ass, checking in on the status of their gains would send them into shock as it is.

>>12022143

>nigger holding fantasy money.

Nice.

>>12011971

>Mugabe says our coin will forever have value.
>him kicking out all the whites who ran our farms is good for the coin.
>he's very sure of this. ZANU-PF will make the nigger ran potatofields prosperous.
>okay, so the harvest went to shit, but it was a drought.
>invest in ZANU's combine harvesters.
>ignore this other nigger who says he has better monetary policy.
>ZANU's combine harvesters didn't fail because they have no idea how to use them, it was sabotaged by white imperialists.
>the ZANU 8th dollar print will be the one true dollar.
>look at Mugabe. He's so generous, he's made these 1970s rhodesian coins in the fountain legal tender again, making the homeless nigger who lives next to it a gazillionaire.
>I refuse to believe that ZANU would do that just to beat him up and take the wealth for themselves.
>this new ZANU branch is very different to the old one. Invest in the 11th dollar.
>ZANU has amended history. The 11th dollar is actually only the 5th dollar.
>I don't understand why I'm starving. I have 9 different dollars and four combine harvesters on my unused farmland, and 1000 nigger war veterans who never actually fought in any war guaranteeing I'm safe as fuck.
>Mugabe was never true ZANU. The new guy is our lord and Jesus. He'll replace the combine harvesters with more up to date iphones, finally bringing us back to prosperity.
>black Jesus was never our lord, nor our Jesus. Mugabe was never ZANU. Invest in this guy who's driving tanks over the combine harvesters and iphones.
>you know as well as I do that this is just a bear market brought on by the evil imperialists and capitalists who have sabotaged our plantations and tricked the people into buying combine harvesters.
>ah, at long last, the 17th dollar. Let's go, boys.

>>11404656

If they did, the whales already cleared them out, so did the dark trading. If there was money or anything of value, not to mention stability, left somewhere in the system, BTC wouldn't have pumped to 7.4k, with 1100 dollar premiums, and trueUSD wouldn't be inching towards 1.21 dollars, while tether's heading towards .87.

This is a market panic, and you're seeing the beginnings of a bank run. If you're not cashing out right now, you're gonna be looking at financial suicide.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime happening, so enjoy it.