/biz/ - Business & Finance

It is now 6:30 where i live

Bros I don't feel so good... Someone say something positive

>>13697907
Welp, guess I'm resigned to a genetic dead end then

>depressed i don't have a job
>apply to hundreds of places
>finally get a job offer and the people there seem really nice
>reject it because I realized I don't want to be a wagecuck
>depressed again because I don't have a job
>repeat

i have rejected 13 job offers to date.

how do i get over this destructive cycle of NEET /biz/

>tfw youre still waiting for the dump

>>12885651
This is the dumbest thing I've read all week. Retards taking out loans and devaluing college degrees are the reason why our generation will be indentured servants for the rest of our lives. Fuck you

>tfw billionaire father cut me out of his will because I play too many video games and don't "socialize" enough
>meanwhile roastie sister gets free money for her """charity""" to help african women

fuck this gay earth desu

>>12417425
Of course fren
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>>12358431
>tfw I should have gone down the trade route

Any britbongs here who didn't get into a graduate job or internship this year? What do you plan to do next?
>inb4 suicide

How the FUCK do you escape wageslavery?
I graduated high school last year, am not going to college, and currently live with my parents (with rent). I work full time minimum wage and already know I'm going to be absolutely miserable like everyone else in about 5 years, so I want to start making moves to get out NOW. What's a reasonable way to gain financial independence in 5 years for someone with my income? I refuse to stoop to NEETdom as I despise the idea of being a parasite on my parents and taxpayers.
Fortunately, I can pretty much fuck this up as much as I need to with little consequences as I have no expenses or debt other than rent (my parents wouldn't kick me out anyway) and a small motorycle insurance payment.
What do I have to do starting TODAY to save myself from misery in the future?
No crypto scams please.

>>11596902
>he thinks that a sell wall indicates a coming downward price movement

>>11533293
Thing is I did but I didn't want to scare them away since I actually lacked some experience for the job. I was planning to say 60k but I Freudian slipped 40k

>>11508062
>Well have you tried applying for fintech companies? Have you learned a programming language like Java or C#? I have you tried learning data science and machine learning? Have you tried applying without making mention of your PhD and/or Masters?

>muh fintech

This is a meme. 43.2% of my failed applications were to data science and ML jobs despite being qualified for them. They only want computer science PhDs because of the perceived elitism amongst Physics PhDs. But I am not elitist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>11442404
So theres that and the 9k in tips? He dumped 9k ark on binance
Got 10k btc
And then ~5 spilt 28k
So pretty much 50k ark.

>heard about bitcoin in 2009 on /b/
>bought in 2017

>Wageslave for 9 hours + commuting
>Go home beaten and demotivated
>Check open job positions
>TEAM PLAYER
>PROACTIVE
>ENTHUSIAM
>STARTUP MINDSET
>HERO
>ROCKSTAR
>YOGA CLASSES
>PLEASE ATTACH COVER LETTER AND PORTFOLIO

How the fuck am I supposed do suspend my disbelief while reading these pieces of HR shit after a full day spent staring the abyss?

>>11074399
She had sensitive tiddies too, so she was taking all chances to drown me in them and making me succ dem pink nipples. I am talking about Gianna Michaels tier tiddies.
Honestly I wanna kms now.

I feel nothing

>>11063365
Based

>while I was away from my desk, normie colleague snooped into my (accidentally) unlocked phone and found out I watch anime
>"HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS OMG DUDE HOW OLD ARE YOU LMAO HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
>tfw now everyone in my department knows i watch "cartoons"
>stress to them that anime is NOT cartoons because the last anime episode I watched (Psycho Pass) is a mature, seinen sci/fi dystopian thriller
>but they don't get it because they think I'm watching Cartoon Network or some Disney animated shit
>get mockingly nick named "pikachu" because presumably pokemon is the only "cartoon" they've watched in their entire miserable lives
>mfw 151 pokemon names and they HAD to pick pikachu

>tfw parents just sold the family home for $500k and got a $300k loan from the bank to buy a $800k house
>tell them that the 10year-3 month US treasury yield curve is going to invert by 2019 as the Fed tightens interest rates, so there will most likely be a global recession and stock market crash by 2020
>"anon, don't believe such conspiracy theories, house prices always go up! Look how Stacy and Herbert did the same thing and they're doing just fine!" - t. parents

its over for us isn't it /biz/?

>"Dear Colleague, thanks for your email but I am currently on vacation until 2 weeks from now and will reply shortly once I get back"

>two weeks later
>doesn't reply back