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To hiring managers and general knowledgeable anons ITT, is there hope for me?

I basically made the equivalent of min wage working from the comfort of my own home on "internet marketing" (scams) and crypto (shitcoins), and I'm now 30 years old with $60k in the bank and one giant resume gap from Burger King at age 18 to today at age 30. I have a bunch of skills I've picked up as a result of my self employment, but I obviously have a shit resume. I'm a self-starter and I can learn fast and autistically binge for many hours, but that's it.

I know the zoomers and memers ITT will just give me the usual shit, doomed grandpa etc, but if any actual hiring managers or knowledgable people can chime in and give me the rundown, I'd appreciate it