/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17122785
WE FUCKING DID IT. POSITIVE VIBES LINKMARINES

>>15413196

>>15190777
blessed digits

>september 2019
>Chainlink confirmed gpi Link
>Barclays, Santander, BNP Paribas all running nodes
>confirmed Web3 default Oracle
>confirmed Docusign integration
>confirmed ETH2.0 integration
>literally the moment that history books mark the "real" beginning of the 4th industrial revolution
>price jumps to $1000/link, not even a green candle, the new candle just starts at $1k as the universe struggles to keep up with the massive influx of cash
>discord servers raided after a 2 year investigation into the fact they're all underage narcissist faggots who have no effect on the price
>discord shuts down
>twitter and plebbit shut down for "health and safety reasons" after every single nolinker in crypto commits mass suicide
>Sergey on stage with Gosner and Wolpert except this time Sergey's plaid shirt is GOLD and he actually has a halo over his head
>everyone with 1k LINK wakes up to a limousine at their door
>chaffeur hands them a gold envelope
>open the letter and it just says "congrats on making it" with the signature S. Nazarov
>/biz/ is non stop posts of linkies sharing their new adventures around the world, ridiculous purchases, decadent lifestyles, beautiful women
>linkie buys 4chan, renames /biz/ to /link/ and IP bans the few remaining nolinkers who haven't kys
>we all make it, like, next month

>it's hard to argue that oracles are worth $32 million even though they are a literal basic requirement to make my platform do anything useful and are being baked into our 2.0 iteration
Honestly wtf was Vitalik even on about fudding like that