/biz/ - Business & Finance

OH NONONONONONONO BOBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16369956
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Update-My-Fans
This'll be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been three months and still no github update– I don't deserve it?
I bought three bitcoins worth of Chainlink,
Each time half the value before it,
So this is my shitpost I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm on Binance right now, about to sell all your shit for 10 Request,
Hey, Sergey, I drank a fifth of russian vodka, you dare me to dump?
You know the song by Wutang Clan
"Torture" about that guy that gets pumped, with a hot hanger, up in his rear hump?
thats kinda how this is, you could've pumped to save me from dumping,
Now it's too late, I'm ten times down now, and I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy update or a tweet,
I hope you know I deleted all of your meme pics out my C:,
I loved you, Sergey, we could've been rich together – think about it!
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep
And you meme about it
And when you meme
I hope you can't sleep and you Airbnb about it
I hope your shitcoin eats at you
And you can't breathe without me
See, Sergey..--shut up, REQ! I'm tryin' to talk
Hey, Sergey, that's my new shitcoin screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't dump her, she gives me gains, she aint like you
‘Cause if she dumps on me, ill have nothing left, and suicide too,
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the pump now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to sell when this shit is scamming me out?

LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE PRICES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE PRICES HIT THE

*ding ding*

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PRICED IN
WHY FOR
WHY FOR
CAN'T DUMP MUCH MORE

HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO NOW

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
ONE SOMEONES GOT TO BUY
TWO SOMEONES GOT TO BUY
THREE SOMEONES GOT TO BUY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ITS OVER BROS
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FUCKING SHITCOINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FFUCKING BOGGED AGAIN BOIS
THIS IS IT
TIME TO GET THE ROPE
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME BITCOIN WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AINT THE SHARPEST TRADER ON THE NET...

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER LINK IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL THE DIPS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

SOLD TO THE BULLS AND MY PORTFOLIO HIT THE GROUND BLEEDING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO HOLD FOR FUN

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO BUY SO MUCH TO SELL
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING SOME PROFITS?
YOU'LL NEVER SELL IF YOU DON'T BUY
YOU'LL NEVER GAIN IF YOU DON'T SHORT

>>9067092
Bitcoin needs to retest the 2/3K range before stabilizing, and beginning another bull run FUCK FUCK FUCK Bitcoin needs to retest the 2/3K range before stabilizing, and beginning another bull run AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

no bitcoins sir... only bags... heavy bags AAAAAAAAA

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MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES

my life be like oooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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my life be like ooo AAAAAAAA oo AAAAAAAAAAA oooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cashed out my initial plus £3k in December. Now losing thousands but hey it's all good fun RR-R-IGHT?????????

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>>6226504
SAVE ME I BOUGHT ATH should i put sell order or wait for 1 dollar and put sell order at like 0.99 cent

CUT MY GAINS INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY MARGIN CALL
OVERLEVRAGED
NO BREATHING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I BLOW MY ACCOUNT, BLEEDING

>>6170117
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I GOT TRICKED BY JEWS MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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NOT A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DADDDDY I LOST YOUR CREDIT CARD MONEYY DADDY NOO DADDY NOT THE BELT NOO DADDY PLEASE THESE MEN TOOK IT FROM ME AAAAAAAAA DADDDY NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKUAUZV9A8

I JUST BOUGHT A LITECOIN AND I ONLY HAVE $150 LEFT IN MY BANK ACCOUNT

PLEASE DON'T MEME ME OUT OF MY MONEY /BIZ/

I JUST STARTED BUYING CRYPTO AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING, I HAVENT EVEN BOTHERED TO LURK HERE

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>>4935435