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>>18675127
also kieran possibly

THIS IS THE YEAR

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

7777777

What is the clone daddy system?

For the mathematicians, it's the fixed point of an individual's genetic
destiny. It's striving towards the complete elimination of nurture by
controlling for the nature of the nurturer.

While there are different flavors practiced throughout the world, the basic
premise is the same. The flavors are mere hyperparameter changes on a fixed
architecture.

Every so often you create a new clone of yourself which you raise. You, unless
the founder of your clone daddy chain are already likely somewhere towards the
end of a long chain of clone daddies like yourself. You raise yourself, raised
by yourself in the way that only yourself can raise you.

Long term planning.
Long term thinking.
Immediate lamarckian evolution.

Death and taxes.
Compound interest.
Pictures of My Penis Growth Fund CCCLVIII, L.P.
Long chain clone daddies.

The mere fact that an individual's planning horizon can now last for 2-400
years means that human advances have reached an all time high while time
preferences are at an all time low.

The combination of this with the complete digital securitization of the world
economy has resulted in zero plus epsilon interest rates for the last 300
years.

>>14720034
>>14720023

The only brain damage that LINK causes is from the swing LINKers and no LINKers who constantly bang their heads against the nearest concrete wall to pound out the regrets.

--

Children rhymes children reasons always evolved over the centuries.
Something similar something different. Seemingly written and authored
by an adult but spread along the school grounds, first private then
state then private again for centuries, like wildfire.

chinese japanese dirty knees look at these

milk milk lemonade round hte corner fudge is made
stick your finger up the hole out comes a tootsie roll

there's a place in france where the naked ladies dance
there's a hole in the wall where the boys can see it all
the police don't care cause they're in their underwear

"swing linker swing linker swing from the rope"
"greed got your best and you now come to cope"
"swing linker swing linker, gas yourself quick"
"1000 end of year you'll soon suck dick"

Nothing changes.

Some called the implementation of the system the first real
implementation of natural rights. No need to appeal to a higher power
or the nature of man. A simple oracle and distributed PMC did the job.

Any violation of rights within the regions governing contract would
immediately be reviewed and justice swift and sweet delivered in a
moments notice.

As the drinks piled up over the evening he became acutely aware of the
eyesockets that surrounded his field of view. Something once erased
bubbles to the surface of his consciousness, signs of imminent shut
down. Breathing heavy. Awkward. Spinning.

He throws up on his neighbors lap. The smell of Quinahol, meatmixX,
and bile filled his nostrils. His neighbor simply looked up shook his
head--walked away--pity the prime.

Eyes bat. Crawled out of his plastique head and came to. Headache
started to appear and fade with his heartbeat. The transactions had
left him with just 15% of his short-term liquid assets remaining.
Physical space violation, biosphere violation, disgust inducement, a
pair of pants, a pair of shoes, oracle fee, council fee. The
reimbursements and recompense for his actions had been made almost
immediately after 13 council review and as always. Justice delivered.

As his five person company's live valuation slipped below his option
strike price, he reached for his TRNG stress release pistol, placed it
against his temple, squeezed the trigger, and successfully blew his
brains out. This final act is still recognized as the largest creation
of shareholder value in history.

In a future world where even the smallest shittiest startup is traded
on the urbit public markets. Anyone can short sell these hopeless and
poorly managed companies.

This particular CEO is on the risk neutral to risk loving spectrum. So
he uses a TRNG stress release pistol. It's a 250 millibitcoin firearm
that uses a nuclear decay based hardware TRNG that can be set anywhere
from 1 picomort to 1 mort. He keeps his at 1 picomort. The guns are
designed, manufactured, and their risk is syndicated by a web of
distributed companies.

Upon his expiration, his lifeline chainlink oracle triggered the TRNG
stress pistol's smartcontract, instantaneously transferring the life
insurance payout to his wallet.

...

This is the story of his $10T (2019 USD equivalent) payout.

MOGGED

> Chainlink (LINK), a DLT startup, is currently the industry leader in aiming to provide a decentralized oracle network for trustless connectivity between systems using API middleware.

>three Ledger Nanos to store our Chainlink tokens, please.

>>13733420

>three Ledger Nanos to store our Chainlink tokens, please.