/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23021924
"But Sergey, we are going to go to the restau-"

"Nonsense. I eat at all times and do what I want, hey, blow."

An employee scurries over the Sergey and his Father with a mirror loaded with glistening white lines and two shot glasses.

"Ah, classic Russian snack. Don't mind if I do" he says as he picks up a small cut straw. A loud and an almost snorting sound comes from Sergey's Father as he tilts his head back and comically begins to swallow. "Good shit. Nostrovia!"

"Nostrovia." They gulp down the shots and smash them on the ground. "Pick it up wagie! Anyway, let me give you a tour." They proceed to walk around the cramped offices.

"So when are you going to pull the plug?"

"Well the money machine just keeps going. To be honest, I don't even know what the fuck oracles are."

"Here's what I don't understand. If it's a good making machine, there's sure to be Jews and Russians and sometimes both in the mix."

"Oh they are. Chinks too. There's this twinked out meth-head named Vitalik. He blew me off because he saw through me and he refused bribes because he has his own scam going."

"The guy you're developing for?"

"Well... it's complicated. I promised investors, hahaha, I love saying that word. Investors... anyways, I promsied them something something, derivatives, basically data would go through us for a stock exchange."

"Why?"

"Because, they're stupid. Just connect big words together. Blockchain agnostic. Smart contract oracles. Decentralized node protocols. And bam you have money!"

"Huh, let me try... mhmm... Real time node operators..."

"Hahaha, you got it Pops! It's easy."

>>22833638
> you had three years
> flush it fundamentally
satsgang killed biz bro no one is listening

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我的友情链接到年底仍然是超臭的一千美元

> it could go up or down
Lmao

Request kosher R34 nico ploxxx

Jannies now deleting chainlink threads! Burn one too many JIDF drones and see what happens plebz

Final day will be a nothing burger but I hope to be pleasantly surprised if not.

>>16346767
Top kek anon saved

>>15818253
Plaid man bad!

>>15585631

>>15583791

IMAGINE NOT SELLING NOW. THIS IS PEAK DELUSION THIS SHITCOIN IS GOIN SUB $1

SELL SELL SELLL

THIS SHIT IS GOING SUB ONE DOLLAR IN A WEEK