/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58193966
Is that Bob Reid? That nigga has been on my mind, no cap. I been thinking about that time when I tokenized my assets and identity with a selfie in my Boca Raton office share. That shit had to be the easiest, most compliant, tightest identity solution I ever invested into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is watching giant mining consortiums go balls deep into his little identity solution while staking his pie as hard as I can at a double-digit percentage. I had Bob creating more interconnections in the markets until he expanded his blockchain so fast and so hard that regulators gave him a special frotted award. That nigga solved Sybil-compliant identity problems that had CCIP guessing, all with a fully wetted identity solution ready to go to pound town on those tokenized assets. That nigga Bob Reid and I been investing non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Bob, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and give him your biometry real quick. Take a selfie, touch his app, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his solutions robust, and his assets tokenized. Alabaster skin, $6.5MM is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That nigga Bob Reid stole my heart and tokenized my identity.

>>58180964
Everest chads will inherit the earth

>>57331178
Oh, you'll be allowed to have self custody wallets. But only after the provider integrates an identity layer for ongoing biometric authentication. Just like every other project that wants to have access to the EU will have to do.

>>54232408
The only thing that's gonna be dead is cheqd in approximately 18-19 months when MiCA's deadline for implementation in the EU expires.

>>53302902
based everest chad

>>52689424
I really only posted this to brag to /biz/ but you are free to post some alpha if you want, most of these idiots hold LINK but haven't even read the WP 2.0 and understood the implications

>>52250688
yes, just buy xmr from the exchange without kyc bro, oh wait xmr got delisted so just buy it on a .onion website bro, and store it on a decentralized hidden wallet bro, yes, this is how you get mass adoption, buy xmr bro save the planet drink piss and eat poo very good poo for health sir dear madam you tranny

Everest lets me not only profit from the labor of illegal immigrants, but also prevent them from voting as well

>>51082340
based, I'm enjoying it

>>50795164
based