/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14221634
>The SEC should crack down on this obvious ponzi
>t. bootlicker

>>14221727
>shoo shoo burgerboi muhland of d free
>>14221784
>Americans are specifically banned from buying
AmeriKKKans are ZOGed to fuck, they don't know up from down
>LAND OF THE FREE TO DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!
>>14217635
>their faces when

>>13694428
da GBFM needs no introduction, but does need a Pulzlolzllolzzlitzer. Reprinted in full:

******

TO EE HOW WELL ALL OF YOU BEETATTZ BUNGHOELRZ HAVE BEEN STSUDYDYTING lzozlzozlzlzz

lzozozlzozo da gbfm quiz:

1. The best way to bernankify a woman is through her:
a) nose hole
b) ear hole
c) mouth hole
d) butthozlzoozlz
e) gina hoelez
f) zlzozozlzolzozozoz

2. Tukker MAx rhryems with
a) Goldman sax
b) ben bernanke
c) sosdoomy
d) feminisst writer
e) sextrrive tapingz of buttehtx

3. The proper spellinzg of butthext is:
a) buttheext
b) butetehtxtxtx
c) butetehxtxtxt
d) buetetxlxoooozozoz
e) butetehrolozozozozozoz

4. The neoeocnths promote butyhe buttehxt so as to
a) desoul your womenz
b) beernakify your owmenz and ruin them as motehrz
c) pwn your owmenz and addict them to buttehxt
d) plant the butthextual longing seed that leads to divorce
e) detsory the fmaily to put your chcildren in beernaneke day care
f) all of da above zlzozooozlzoz

5. The following neoenthcts faought and were injured in the Middle East warz:
a) Jonah Goldbergz
b) BEn BErnnanke
c) Bill Crrystal
d) Jonah Goelebrgz mom lucianne goldbergz
e) bene shapriorz
d) none of teh abaovez lzozozozozoozoz

6. Sigmund Freud stated that the one question that puzzled him most was “What do women want?” The famous polymath poet/psychologist GBFM figured it out circa 2011. According to the great GBFM, women want:
a) beta fucks and alpha buckz
b) beta bucks and betasz fucks
c) alpha fucks and alpha fucks
d) alpha fucks and beta bucks
e) alpha fucks, alpha buckz, beta bucks, an all your moneyz too zlozlzlzozoz

>>13589675
today da professor GBFM would like to lecture on INFLATION lzozozz

once upon a times $50,000 would buy yo u a nice house a nice wife two cars and three kids who you could play baseballs with and raise to be nice girls and nice boyz zlzoozoz

today $1,000,000 will buys you an cassocked assockccoked, embittered, doused, deosueld and bernanenkied butthexed dfeminsistasz who will take %70 70% of oyiry assets in divroce court as ada dirvroce industries forces men to pay for past use oif a pussiezzes which is why da enoeteconths hate prostiutuitions as it does not make man pay for past pussy uyse but only present pussy use and da neococonths hatchet comepetitzzinonszz lzozlzlzoz, and dat $1,000,000 will be used to pay your wives dirvocre attorney and fund her future as socking sesisosns dat day got her hooked on in college during da prrima noctae asosckingszz seeisosnsnsns lzozlzozozo and den da $1,000,000 will be whittled down furthers buying presscirtption drugs for your dumbed down drugged up kids who you never get to see because ebernenekifiers seized den as poker chips in da fed’s wealth transfer games zlzozlzl

so now you see da definition of butthex, wealth-rttrannsfeeringz INFLATION lzozozlzlzoz

ust remember dat many are not ready to be unbuttblugged from da matrix lzlzzllzzlzl

so many have been butthexed for so long dat 2 try 2 take da life-sucking cockas outta der anuth will result in dem h8ing h8ing h8ing u and defending da tucker max rheyems with bgoldman sax buttehxtteetrszz zlzozlzzooz

like next tim eu are out with a chick, ask her,

“so how does it feel 2 be da first generation of oemenz buttcocked and deosuled by da federlr reseverssZZ? lzozozozozozz”

lzlzozozozzoz

dis is why it is better to just hooks ups with da owmenz da desouled womenz rather than try to talk or reasons or logic with demzz lzozozlz

zlzoozzozozo

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2018/04/09/da-gbfms-magnum-condom-opus/

>>13564227
demographics is destiny
diversity is our weakness
>Economics 101 says competition is good for a market
that worked out so well when women were expected to become breadwinners, they effectively doubled the labour force such that now both parents have to work in order to sustain a family
>everyone's life improves
exploding female suicide rates, higher productivity coupled with stagnant or lower wages, ethnic and religious conflicts and balkanization due to a lack of social cohesion, no reasonable prospects for the young entering the job market
>the world is out to get me
not the world, but a very specific subset of people (the pedophile paper peddlers aka bankers) openly admit what I am talking about:

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-23/shocking-un-document-2000-exposes-global-migration-replacement-solution developed-wo

if you think I hate those who are leaving their countries to seek a better life for themselves you misunderstand. They are simply pawns and are to be used by their masters, they have no clue what's going on and are too desperate in their life situation to be able to contemplate the larger implications. And the ones orchestrating this are counting on that