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God you're such stupid niggers. This time last week you were bullish as fuck, now you think oblivion is coming for us all. All these multi-cycle news events have engineered twists and turns for the express purpose of milking money out of market volatility. Here's how Coronavirus is going to go:

>Italy and SK infected
>markets tank
>First trial vaccine has promising first results
>markets recover
>Sudden rash of coronavirus cases in high-vis US city like NY or SF
>markets tank
>WHO announces global mobilization effort to stop virus in its tracks, all first world nations are on board
>markets recover
>trial vaccine fails in third stage trials
>markets tank
>researchers discover a standard PReP course essentially reduces transmission rates to 0
>markets recover
>zerohedge posts some bullshit about new mutations in brazilian bats that turns coronavirus into super-ebola and its get signal boosted until trump retweets it
>markets tank

It'll go on forever until everyone is fatigued the fuck out and the markets stop moving in response to corona news. Then the virus and all public consciousness about it will vanish overnight because the only reason it ever existed is to yank you up and down and shake money out of your pockets. Same shit as tariff talks, iran sabre rattling, and what the fuck ever else you zomboid cucks spend your sad little days quivering over, certain every time that THIS TIME it's the real apocalypse.

I just got into stocks and I'm down a lot.
All I wanted to do was make some extra money.
Fuck China.

>>17406596

I want to buy some SOXX, but coronachan is making it too difficult.

>>16994636
If China quarantined 50+ million people, it probably has to be worse than what is reported.