/biz/ - Business & Finance

I admit it, I'm a junkie. A funky junkie monkey. I want junk in my trunk. I want to bathe in mercs and Kennedys. Got enough room for Washington, Roosevelt, and Benjy too. Lady Liberty can stand or walk as long as she does it in my stack. If they're 90% pure, I procure. They older than 1964? Leaving it on the floor. Face value calculations are all I can think about now. I'm pinching junk off Ebay like I'm a crackhead raiding a warehouse. I can't get enough of it. I'm a hopeless fucking junkie.