/biz/ - Business & Finance

>They sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>They have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people..
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper. Due date is this friday.
>Retail investors, and most likely large firms, quietly bought it all up knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike hedge fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>Actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 350USD and climbing, lord knows.
>2008 happened with just 40bil in the hole due to toxing loans and shady trades by these same "people" who are crying.
>Trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high; pulling out all the stops to end the bleed.
>Too late, the secret's out. The goym saw behind the curtain.
>Kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom bitch for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
Friday will be a day or reckoning... Jew the jew with Gamestop, the players choice.

>They sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>They have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper. Due date is this friday.
>Retail investors, and most likely large firms quietly bought it all up, knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>Actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 350USD and climbing, lord knows.
>Trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high; pulling out all the stops.
>Kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
Don't invest what you can't afford to lose. Friday will be the day of your reckoning.

ATTENTION!! I'D LIKE TO PURCHASE 300 SHARES OF GAMESTOP STOCK!!! ...IF NO ONE HERE HAS ANY OBJECTION, OF COURSE!!!

Yes
The fire rises

>they sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>they have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper.
>retail investors, and most likely large firms quietly bought it all up, knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 140USD, lord knows.
>trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high.
>kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom for once after making his living fucking everyone else.
You hate to see it.

THIS IS A STOCK EXCHANGE
THERE'S NO MONEY HERE TO STEAL

>they sold shares they didn't own.
>They sold more shares than the amount that actually exists, something like 138%.
>they have to cover their shorts, effectively buying the shares they don't own multiple times from multiple people.
>They were expecting to buy them at a later date but cheaper.
>retail investors, and most likely large firms quietly bought it all up, knowing melvin would have to buy it from them.
>Media shits on reddit and 4chan over kike greed biting kikes in the ass.
>Kike fund manages to get funding and actually doubles down on a shitty position, thinking it can't go on forever.
>actually jump from 40USD to 140USD. Friday they were 50billion in the hole at 40USD. at 140USD, lord knows.
>trading halted several times to try and keep from going too high.
>kevaching all day over "economic terrorism" because mr. smallhat can't stand being a bottom for once after making his living fucking everyone else
I love this. Don't stop the pump.

Do you feel in charge, Mr. Sheklestein?

2020 was just the prequel to 2021

Bane came here to rob the /biz/ board. What’s your response?

>>21061647
for you

Yes.

Crashing this economy and this board

CRASHING THIS DOW

CRASHING THIS DOW

I AM GOING TO CRASH THIS THREAD AND THIS WHOLE BOARD WITH NO SURVIVORS