/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>230367

>Look anon, I don't have to fuck around, I'm running a shop here

Right. Yep. Let's get work done.

>Damn right, so fucking do it, man. Just do it. Raise hell and get it done, because I can't afford it, I just can't. I know I'm your boss but trust me, I'm not making that much

Oh I know... me either

>What's that?

N-nothing! I mean yeah.

>Anon... you're making good money, okay? Ha. I mean, sure there are guys out there with your creds demanding ridiculous sums of money

Industry standards though, they are making industry standard wages

>Don't be a communist, anon. For fuck sake. Anyway, you are making good money for what you do and hey, if you keep it up, I do see a raise for you.

Phew. Okay. I'm ready.

(2 weeks later, nothing but successes)

>Hey anon! See this sound-proofing board we have hanging on the wall? $800

What? Really? That's like... my entire paycheck. And you have dozens of these all over the office. And we don't even use the-

>Hey, wanna come over to my house and help me move some furniture? It's a fucking nice house. $600,000, 3 stories, 4 bedrooms, hardwood floors

Cool...

>I don't make that much fucking money anon, don't get the wrong FUCKING idea you hear me? You make GOOD MONEY okay?

>Look, if it makes you feel any better, I will belittle you and question you on everything you do from now, even though you've proven yourself an exceptional employee - it would be best if I undermine you from now on and make you feel as if I'm still questioning whether you're worth the beans I'm paying you. Sound like a plan?