/biz/ - Business & Finance

A toast... to Chainlink

>>57416523
i sidestepped all of this bullshit by buying link at 17 cents

im living the most /biz/ lifestyle possible

>>57031650
women actually do respect people with money who have agency. what they dont respect is wage slaves that have to trade 5/7 or more of their waking lives performing like a trained monkey so some other man can give you permission to keep living. crypto incels are fucking your wife regularly while you slave. have fun staying poor cuck!

>>56976163
>flipping burgers for $10 an hour and buying Chainlink
back in my day (7 years ago) this was all you had to do

>>56779276
happy birthday

>>56589960
also dot not needed

>>56427631
likewise, see you tomorrow

>>54962222
>>54963444

>>54953702

>>54655484
>>54655531

Linkies can stay delusional longer than market can stay irrational.

>>54518783
>>54519639
cheers

>>54522990
thanks for the bump! have a great day!

>>54481745
ofc i remember, it is a link board after all. here's to many more years of link biz

A challenge to every link fudder: prove that you are white. Yeah, it's very simple, all it takes is a single picture of your forearm, yet none of you will do it. You are a bunch of seething pajeets that will never make it

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>>54076155
checked, pic related
>>54076203
pic related

>>53901334
linkies can stay delusional longer than market can stay irrational

>>53762265
Ur missing out fellow linkie, thirdie and normie seethe is the best drug

>>53496402
based thx for the update anon, good to know how much o made

>>53268116
its only contrarian cucks like this guy left, who feel compelled to prove OP wrong because they have a sick mind.
that's mostly all what chainlink fud has left.
its not the weaponized permanent fud wz had for years anymore

It was Christmas dinner with my entire extended family
Not really into talking about crypto or any of my investments though.
By complete mistake, I happen to have overheard my two uncles talking about crypto and then the word Chainlink popped up

Being a major Chainlink supporter, I joined the conversation and showed them my wallet containing $216,000 worth of staked Link tokens.

The entire room irrupted!! Everyone started giving me high fives and congratulating me on my “wise purchase”
My aunt was flabbergasted yet somewhat even envious i might add?
Nonetheless, everyone started cheering and clapping. They even brought out their finest Big Mac and made me give out a toast to eternal financial freedom!

At this point, it still felt extremely surreal and I really thought this was some kind of prank. However, I quickly realized that it wasn’t

One of our neighbors heard the commotion going in and decided to come over to check up. When he heard that I bought Chainlink, he became almost hysteric!
He then called for his daughter and offer me to sleep with her.
His daughter and I made coitus at his home and the party didnt end till 5 in the morning

It was some night!

Let's see what BTC decides to do... hmm

>>52994084
this could be done fairly with medical devices that are connected to a blockchain through chainlink oracles, so that everyones farts are counted. gone will be the days of "he who smelt it dealt it" and "he who denied it supplied it" as we enter this brave new world of immutable truth

>>52982836
The part your little trade fails to consider is that if you had done that, you would not be able to enter the staking pool with that repurchased link. It makes sense if you think about it, that link is less valuable at the moment now that the pool is closed. Does that make being a staker bad? I don't think so. The opposite is also true, much like swingies cannot re enter the pool after their trade, stakers are not impacted by the current price because we can't witthdraw anyway. It's a win-win for both groups.

>>52902978
Didn't read; not withdrawing!