/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22395264
>No, but I have other things in life to spend money on besides crypto
You're not gonna make it.

>>18872079
That would be so fucking hilarious if we went to 21k and then dumped back to like 12k. My sides would be in orbit.

>>17934250
>spews unintelligible nigger babble
Huh?

>NOOO YOU CAN'T CONTROL INTEREST RATES WHAT ABOUT MUH ROCKS

>nobody ever went broke by taking profit

>Anon, you're almost 30 years old. Don't you think it's time you bought a house?
>Nah, I don't want to own a home. Too much hassle. I'll do just as well with my money if I put it into a growth stock mutual fund. Much safer than playing roulette in the current housing market.
>*gasp* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO OWN A HOME?!?! YOUR FATHER AND I BOUGHT OUR HOUSE IN 1980 FOR 65K CASH AND NOW IT'S WORTH $1 MILLION.
>"Mom, the housing market is insanely overpriced right now because the government allows bug people from China and India to park their hidden money in homes here now. They come here with millions of dollars in suitcases and buy Boomer bags because it's an easy way for them to hide/lauder money. "
>*Boomer short circuits* You're just lazy and entitled. Why can't you buy this house from your father and I for a million dollars? REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>16686399
The problem with Americans is that they're always looking for an excuse or somebody to blame for their failures in life. They spend all of their money on stupid shit and can't understand why they're in debt. Must be Trumps fault, must be the economy. Think about it this way. Most wealthy people had ancestors that were poor as fuck, but they saved money over generations and now their descendants can be rich and enjoy life.

>>14092385
This 4D chess is hurting my head fuck you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>14045682
I see a lot of these women at my retailcuck job every day and NONE of them are happy. You can just tell. There's this dried up roastie in her 60's that I always see and you can tell she was really hot back in the day but fell for the independence meme. Now she's all alone, childless, and a big time alcoholic. I think we've reached a point where a lot of women are beginning to see that this was a mistake but they won't admit it. It's going to be interesting to see how the tide turns over the next decade.

>>13717678
I notice a lot of the older, retired Boomers are now spending a lot of their time gambling in casinos these days. My god, I can't think of a more soulless existence. Imagine your soul being so dead that in your Golden years, you choose not to follow the passions you once had, but instead waste away the last 20-30 years of your life in a fucking casino. And it's always the same line:
>Retard Boomer: "Hey guess what?!?! I won a $5000 jackpot at the casino last night!"
>Me: Alright. How much did you spend to win that jackpot? Did you dollar cost average?"
>Retard Boomer: seeting.jpeg