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I was only nine years old.
I loved Sergey so much, I was 100% in linkies and LP shares.
I'd pray to Sergey every night before I go to bed, thanking for the profits I've been given. "Sergey is love", I would say, "Sergey is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Sergey. I called him a stinky nolinker. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Sergey. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Let's get to the fundamentals".
He grabs me with his powerful developer hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Sergey. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Sergey.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Sergey. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in and starts shouting. Sergey looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Nolinker cope".
Sergey leaves through my window. Sergey is love. Sergey is life.

Which do you think will run up first, BTC or LINK?

I have a job putting away 2.5k a month into crypto starting this year. If you had 0.5BTC and 220 LINK now and wanted to get 1k LINK would you sell your BTC now or what should I do?

what's the deal here? Will Chainlink outperform Bitcoin?

Chainlink on Today Show 2 years ago

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