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1. Chronos/Satan/Yahwey is really Saturn (the planet), and Earth was one of it's moons (children) during all this cataclysm.
2. Year zero is when Earth first saw the Sun. before that, we saw only other planets that swept by.
3. When planets war with each other, this is actually electromagnetism. They can consume one-another (and survive consummation), rip off their surfaces, and destroy eachother with lightning.
4. All humans on earth watched all of this happen. You couldn't avoid it, AND it really mattered in every day life.
5. Natural earth history is a vatican lie started even before 1492 when they decided to conquer the world through religion and science.
6. Judaism is the Saturn religion. Most of the planet was Jewish at some point. We all did Saturnalias and we still wear saturn wedding rings
7. Gods didn't kill Titans. Humans did. We like to blame others for what we do. David vs Goliath anyone?