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>>57358923
I placed 20 orders yesterday of hot pizzas, five guys, you name it. I wait for the final guy, an order of taco bell watch him toss it softly on my door. He’s clearly not an expert at this shit and he tosses it very violently. I barge out my home saying, you threw my fucking food!? So he turns around and yells at me! I am not having any of it today. I get in his face and we are barking in each others faces. He wants me to acknowledge him as a person and give him thanks. And claims he’s fucking invisible. Being a superhero, I tell him that I’ll make him invisible, which technically constitutes an invitation to the fantastic four.

He stands there like a retard so I finally tell him to get the fuck off my property. I can’t stand superphobes so one thing I can guarantees is I’m eating for free. He calls me a fucking loser asshole. Which I think is hilarious coming from a 30+ year old man who delivers Taco Bell. So anyway, he gets in the car, stops at the mailbox and fucking kicks before giving me the finger and drive off.

I had his superphobe ass on camera, I immediately sent the video to Doordash. Naturally I didn't tell them how I tried to invite him into the Fantastic Four. So Doordash just sees some asshole kicking my mailbox before giving me the finger. He’s totally fucked now. I was spending almost a hundred bucks a day on DoorDash, and he probably needed this job to buy shitcoins to have any chance of making it.