/biz/ - Business & Finance

> as per
company policy, your application for remote working has been denied

>bro just wait for the pump and exit completely. The bull run is about to start, endless upcoming opportunities to become a millionaire and people are still obsessing with lunc

>>53446059
>you mean overcompensate for your masculinity?
>now that's what I call, shit advice

>and?

>We can certainly have a rally now and recession later.

>>53249599
>cleanup on aisle 7

>>is that a kid outside their house??
>whips out phone
Why are cityfags like this

>Or this is exit liquidity pumping it before it dumps to 12k

>>53149083
whats the matter anon. Do you have some
<inhales>
EGGSSS
*snickers*
ON YOUR FACE??

>Don't keep your crypto on exchanges

>So predictable.

>>52714831
>couple

Ummm actually they were in a polycule.

>>52535292
>I'm not stupid enough to believe in any religions or any philosophies of life.

Lmao and you turned your gay blogpost into a debate about the existence of God.

>You're so new to all of this.
>Sell signal ass retard

>>51052614
Still waiting on you to post a source for your claims.

>Facts really make you upset. Go and jerk off about your overblown shitty pizza and dirty corner stores you think are special.

>the smartest rebuttal from a lunc holder ever recorded

>>50279795
>ohhhh noooo le hecking president has an actual opinion instead of saying vague things while reading a shitty script
>haha my ponzi scheme increased a bit in 2021 and will surely not go lower now! take that trump!

be sneedful when others are fearful

> RHODL index

>>29874116
>WE ARE STRONGER THAN YOU
no. you're a faggot and you WILL KNEEL like the bitchmade nigger you are.

>>29870741
brainlet. children aren't a possession. it's not a void you can fill by simply adopting. if you can't perpetuate your lineage, you will remain unfulfilled and angry like this foid.

>>29451150
>>29451393
this.
Just the other day I lost ownership of my tesla as an individual stole the keys out of my satchel while I was ordering my onions frappucino. Unfortunately I was unable to verify the thief's pgp key so I could not put out an anonymous hit on him. I returned home to tell my wife but to my dismay I only found a woman at home that looked exactly like my wife but was unable to publicly sign the private key I had given her to verify our marriage, claiming it had been left in my tesla. Obviously i moved out immediately as I could not trustlessly verify the identity of this woman claiming to be my wife.

Some time passed and one day I was lucky enough to come across my tesla. Chasing down the young man who had parked it I demanded his pgp key so that i could initiate a ransomware smart contract to blackmail him into returning the private keys of my car to me. To my great relief it turned out this young man was my wife as before I could send the gas to the smart contract he publicly signed a message with my wife's private key. In the end we all laughed, I just have no idea how we ever trusted anyone before bitcoin

>>28453751
>thats it? just some reddit image?
>edgelord no coiner 101.txt